halvorsen

The one word answer used to explain why a bad situation occured. Usually discribes a comical situation of stupidity in reference to girls, punching holes in walls or anything else along those lines. Not used in a good way, maybe even an insult. When in doubt, it's always halvorsen

"what happened?!"
"halvorsen"
"makes sense"

by yiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes October 4, 2020

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Halmark

A record label in the 60s and 70s that put people's lyrics to music for a small fee. They claimed to have a full orchestra, unlike the other song poem companies; while they sounded like they had a full orchestra, actually they would just use the same tracks a bunch of times.

Steve: "Hey Lisa, which Halmark track do you like best, "Jesus The King Of The Jews", "God's Mercy", "My Daddy He Died In 1969", or "From The Manger To The Cross"?
Lisa: "They all sound the same."Steve: "Yeah, I don't know if it's a low budget nightmare or a psychology experiment; they keep using the same tapes!"

by Seshie October 20, 2020

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haloaroiud

A picture, meme or image that is halarious. This could be digatal or physical. It could also be a misspelling of halarious.

No cap, Thats haloaroiud.

by Sloth's_cap October 23, 2020

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Harvard

The Rice University of the North

I got denied from Rice, so I applied to Harvard. It's the next best thing.

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Hávar

Typically a ginger who works on cars. His one and only move to try and get into the pants of women (especially younger ones) is to rev the engine of his "very new" and "expensive" lexus. Is moist in his pants and in his humour.

"You hear that? A Hávar is approaching." and "look over there, a cloud is forming over that Hávar's head"

by Yummy-Dummy-humble-guy April 14, 2021

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