A fat muslim, usually from bangaladesh, who loves to play CoD. He is good at school because he is terrified of his dad. He has a very small penis as he likes to masterbate at least twice a day, normally over his playstation.
Aw that guy is such a halalbeast.
I've just sat at home on my ps3 all day, I feel like such a halalbeast.
'My dad won't let me go out' 'dude you're such a halalbeast'
I've just sat at home on my ps3 all day, I feel like such a halalbeast.
'My dad won't let me go out' 'dude you're such a halalbeast'
by s-31- August 11, 2012
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Whats his opinion on that player ?
doesn't matter, hes a hala wanker
Did you see that insane match between burnley and aston villa ?
Of course not mate i'm a hala wanker
doesn't matter, hes a hala wanker
Did you see that insane match between burnley and aston villa ?
Of course not mate i'm a hala wanker
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