Houston

The dollar store Hoxton, The better member of the payday gang

"Hey, Houston, Follow me."

by Jestacog3 January 18, 2023

Houston Blackface

When you take a shit on a bald lady’s head and rub it into her face.

“Hey did you take part in the houston blackface last week?”

by NotAFruitSalad May 31, 2022

houston lemonade

The act of a person peeing in one's mouth then the person with the piss in their mouth spits the piss in the other person's asshole and uses it as lube.

Me and my girlfriend did a houston lemonade last night, so wet!!!!

by Houston lemonade May 6, 2024

Houston Trent

A silly yet fascinating person. A man who can procrastinate projects and at the same time will dive head first into them. Houston is a person who is reliable and dependable.

David, you are such a Houston Trent

by Winstonjumanjohn November 26, 2021

Houston Hotdog

When the male puts ketchup, mustard and relish and sticks it into the bun looking vagina

Kelly said to Mike let’s do the Houston Hotdog
Mike put the condiments on his Penis
Shoved it into the bun and instantly released his load

by Bottle is Uncut July 4, 2022

hunter houston

A man who gets all the bitches

That dude is such a hunter houston

by Moneybagyo2 November 20, 2023

Houston Warming Circle

A group of 4 or more individuals aligned in a circle jerk, taking fentanyl, and conserving their body heat during the South Texas winter.

It's cold out, do you want to go to the Houston Warming Circle?

by dummboi January 15, 2024