The act of a person peeing in one's mouth then the person with the piss in their mouth spits the piss in the other person's asshole and uses it as lube.
by Houston lemonade May 6, 2024
Get the houston lemonademug. Cutting off all of ones pubes ejaculating on them rolling them into a ball and freezing it and then using it as a butt plug on a women
Tyrone: Bro you heard what Jamal did?
Bartholomew: Nah what he did?
Tyrone: He gave Teresa a Houston Hairball
Bartholomew: nawwww
Bartholomew: Nah what he did?
Tyrone: He gave Teresa a Houston Hairball
Bartholomew: nawwww
by Jay_WitDaBBL June 24, 2025
Get the Houston Hairballmug. You notice that teams that haven't been losing against the Yankees much that year get investigated, but when was the last time anybody investigated the Yankees? LA is the same way, other teams either go along with the LA teams program or theres an investigation.
The Houston Astros and the Red Sox, teams that had been giving the Yankees trouble in the past few years are the teams that got investigated it turns out, which seems to be what happens when the Yankees don't win a title that year. The same time winning every year isnt interesting, some people root for the team that's going to keep a season interesting over impressive stats and a winning record. Some people root for the team that never wins because they're everything the Yankees are not, they're not agreeable that the Yankees should win a title every year, and that doesnt mean they're okay with their team losing.
by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020
Get the Houston Astrosmug. by brandyteddy November 23, 2016
Get the peter houstonmug. A bunch of privileged white guys who suck dick and think they good at football. They actually fuckin suck and play shit teams and are the sons have Carencro and Acadiana. They live off daddies money.
by Ladiesman7689 October 16, 2023
Get the Sam houstonmug. A sexual act in which a guy or girl gives a blowjob to a male they then proceed to hold the sperm in their mouth until eating out a pussy thus the woman who was eaten out becomes pregnant
by That_random318 January 9, 2023
Get the Houston honeybeemug. An alternative way to perform a staring competition, typically done in right wing member's only clubs in Texas to test a man's heterosexuality. If a man is suspected to be gay, the most dominant male in the group will dip his balls in baby powder and press them against the suspect's forehead for 10-20 seconds depending on the severity of the suspicions. if the suspect blinks within the time, the dominant male's powdered balls will be dipped in his mouth until he sucks all of the disgusting powder off and his membership will be permanently revoked.
"Brother. Jason just fell victim to a Houston Staring Competition because he was staring at Alex's abs. he failed within 5 seconds, what a DORK!!"
by RossLovesAss May 1, 2024
Get the Houston Staring Competitionmug.