comp sci help

When one helps a girl with her computer science homework for a thank-you blowjob.
Steve: Yesterday I went to give a girl "comp sci help" if you know what I mean (;
Joe: NICE
*high five*
by RyDogNerdForest March 04, 2014
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Someone Help Me

When you're wildly drunk and you can't handle yourself. You have to ask someone to help you.
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Randy the Helpful Pineapple

Randy the Helpful Pineapple says
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you need help

The voices in your head are going to get you into a lot of trouble
You would be doing yourself great favor if you seriously sought help
I am not kidding or being nasty. I am being truthful and honest
How can you continue living like this?
Your quality of life is close to zero
You once told me something. That sometimes happiness is pain. I am not sure if you remember that but i do. But I just didn't realize how twisted your mind is

I didn't realise you actually meant what you said
I didn't realize you meant that not only do you gain pleasure out of your own unhappiness but you are infinitely more happy when you inflict pain on others.

that is not normal. Instead of allowing yourself to destroy elements remaining of you whilst slandering everyone around you, why don't you just seek help instead of accommodating your ill mental health. And not only that but lying and projecting your own mental insanity on others so you can deny and hide your rueful secret to protect your identity ans self image?

You're sick individual. And that one day when we sat I class giving an overview of our thesis, I wanted nothing to do but to punch your face for all your lies and falsehoods. I wanted to do nothing more than to reveal to everyone the person you really are.
but then I held back because I realised, thats not my job - thats God's job
You need help. Get help. You're delusional and should NOT be a psychologist

- the flautist
by love_maiden July 28, 2014
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get some help

Phytriatic inmate: I want to fuck a goat sideways

Me: get some help
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international help sign

When someone opens their hand then makes a fist with their thumb tucked in. if you see someone do that, then PLEASE help them. they are IN DANGER
Please help someone who does the international help sign please please PLEASE help them
by izzybooaturservice07 December 14, 2021
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Help my fuck

An expression used to convey excitement, annoyance, frustration or, confusion
Homie: we started the smoke sessh without you
Me: Help my fuck you didn't !
Homie: yeah sorry my guy!
by Skywalker 94 March 25, 2021
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