Ben: "I hate getting flash banged! I couldn't see, hear, or talk! I was Helen-Kellered!"
Jordan: "Yeah where's the miracle worker when you need her?"
Jordan: "Yeah where's the miracle worker when you need her?"
by imnotyourbro February 15, 2008
by Jeffry Finer December 17, 2003
After recieving a blowjob, the male will pull out and ejaculate in the eyes of the female thus blinding her. When she stands to reprimand you, smash her ears as with your hands as if you are smashing tamborines together, thus leaving her blind and deaf
"That skank i took home from the club last night was getting lippy with me so I gave her a helen keller to shut her up."
by pdizz November 04, 2007
A socialite and some-what 'actress' who appeared in Eastenders for 12 years. Mainly known in the UK for wearing to much make-up, having very spotty skin, tits out on a daily basis, unclassy dress code and having her hair tied back far to tight.
Person 1: Hey, Helen Flanagan is soooo hot could wank to her all day!!
Person 2: I couldn't she's a spotty, untalented mess.
Person 1: Hey, Helen Flanagan is soooo hot could wank to her all day!!
Person 2: I couldn't she's a spotty, untalented mess.
by Mr. Bael February 01, 2014
"I lost my sunglasses at the bottom of the pool and i don't have goggles!"
"We're gonna be late. Just Helen Keller it."
"Turn on the light. I can't find my keys."
"My lights burned out, and Wendy's is about to close. Just Helen Keller it."
"We're gonna be late. Just Helen Keller it."
"Turn on the light. I can't find my keys."
"My lights burned out, and Wendy's is about to close. Just Helen Keller it."
by Kyled avis August 16, 2008
first of all new zealand is not communist, second of all she is ugly, third of all she is smarter then your president, by the way shes a priminister. aslo she is not great she signed for the illegal growing of genetically modified corn when the majority of new zealand was cleary anti GE, aslo she hasnt legalized weed so she sux
by guevara April 19, 2004
When a man busts a load in a girl's ears, and eye sockets, and then forcefully shoves his penis down her throat.
Man #1 : What's wrong with Lauren today?
Man #2 : I made that bitch deaf, dumb, and blind last night when I gave her the Helen Keller!
Man #2 : I made that bitch deaf, dumb, and blind last night when I gave her the Helen Keller!
by Devinetrey January 19, 2009