Hedgehog Facefuck

A cocktail comprised of beetroot juice, lemon extract, salt, eggplant, raw egg, fish sauce, and vodka.

John: " Hey girl, wanna go out and get some Hedgehog Facefucks with me?
Lisa: " Sure, I love Hedgehog Facefucks! "

by dogafire July 9, 2024

hedgehog ass

when you sit on something sharp and it pricks your ass

ah fuck that sofa gave me a hedgehog ass

by steve-m8 June 9, 2016

hedgehog fun

When you and your friends,or strangers, dress up like sonic characters and proceed to buttfuck each other relentlessly

Ben-"Hey guys after the fur con do you all want to have some hedgehog fun"
Carson-"yea dude I'm totally down"
Zuava-"I'm not first this time"

by Undeadknight69 November 9, 2017

Dumbass Idiot Hedgehog

How a fat angry eggshaped man describes the blue blur himself

"I'll get that Dumbass Idiot Hedgehog next time" - Baldy Mcnosehair

by Skootnix August 11, 2022

Gassing the Hedgehog

A kinky sex act where one partner, after eating a gas-inducing meal (think beans or broccoli), unleashes a prolonged, intentional fart while the other partner is curled up in a tight, defensive position—mimicking a hedgehog’s spiky ball—during oral or anal play. The “gassing” is the pungent release, meant to tease or dominate the “hedgehog,” who’s either reluctantly into it or playfully protesting the stench. Requires trust, a twisted sense of humor, and probably a safe word.

“Last night got wild—Jake was gassing the hedgehog while Sarah was all curled up, giggling and yelling for him to stop before she passed out.”

by Nasty Ninja April 30, 2025

Rubbing The Hedgehog

rubbing up on your pubes after freshly shaving them

yo bro i just rubbed the hedgehog it feels so cool, what’s rubbing the hedgehog ? bro you have to try it

by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017

Sonic the hedgehog

There was a time sonic the hedgehog was an impressive game. Most people couldnt find better graphics in a video game. Nowadays, it seems like every video game console tries to outdo the next to the point that it's silly, people seem to need the false sense of satisfaction they get from a video game with 3D graphics and one that seems real, even though theres nothing realistic about video games in the first place, there never was.

Kid- Have you ever seen a blue hedgehog do this shit before?
Kid's friend- No, never. That's close to teleportation, I've only seen that on TV before today. What the fuck is this sonic the hedgehog shit?

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020