When your hands are so paper, they are like fruity pebbles in milk. It instantly goes soggy at the first sign of any downturn of a stock.
Usually those with cereal hands are the paper bitch to those with paper hands.
Usually those with cereal hands are the paper bitch to those with paper hands.
(Stock goes down 50%) Diamond hands: “Can’t lose anything if you don’t sell”
(Stock goes down 10%) Paper hands: “Maybe it won’t go down too far and I can make a quick profit.”
(Stock goes down .000000005%) Cereal hands: “My life savings! HALP n’ SELL”
(Stock goes down 10%) Paper hands: “Maybe it won’t go down too far and I can make a quick profit.”
(Stock goes down .000000005%) Cereal hands: “My life savings! HALP n’ SELL”
by Bennehftw May 05, 2021
by iheartbrownie September 27, 2009
When one farts then proceeds to check their pants for a shart. Upon removal of the hand it is covered in shit, much like the hand of a pilgrim after wiping their ass.
by Sesamack20 August 17, 2013
A golfing technique most often used by the weakest golfer of the group. Faced with an obstacle the hand wedge can be used to clear a path to the green. The average flight of a hand wedge is around 8 feet though they have been know to fly as far as 20 yards.
Nick has been spraying his drives and I haven't seen him hit a nice shot all day, yet I'm only one stroke ahead of him. Someone needs to check his bag for a hand wedge.
by DaThLy April 21, 2008
by idk69420mu April 19, 2022
Feverish and vigorous wanking and fapping of the male or female genitals. May be masturbation and self-gratification or a nice friendly helping hand from another to get you off.
Roger loves to hand wax watching internet porn.
Sheila likes to slip into the stall in the bathroom as work for a quick hand wax.
I paid that toothless prostitute $5 for a hand wax.
My step mom likes to slip into my room and give me a hand wax.
Rachel's first female experience was when her roommate gave her a hand wax.
Sheila likes to slip into the stall in the bathroom as work for a quick hand wax.
I paid that toothless prostitute $5 for a hand wax.
My step mom likes to slip into my room and give me a hand wax.
Rachel's first female experience was when her roommate gave her a hand wax.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017