Harold

A harold (HRLD) is a volumetric measure of Birthday cake. . It is equal to 90 cubic inches.

Joanne ordered a quarter "Harold" of cake at the local restaurant. Bob went for the "full Harold" and all were amazed! Matthew was able to eat a half Harold of cake and was satisfied. A 10 Harold cake is a very large cake!

by Gravaman December 4, 2009

hardoga

verb.

To Hardoga means to enjoy urself. It originates from the japanese celebrity Hard Gay, who seems to enjoy himself whilst performing public stunts. He pronounces his name as "HARD-O-GAY", and since this takes up 8 characters, it cannot fit into an msn emoticon, so the word hardoga is used instead.

natsirt: i'm bored sitruc!
sitruc: alright then, lets hardoga in freezer
natsirt: lets!

by sitruc265 January 9, 2008

Harold the Pig

That one pig on Angry Birds in any given level that is impossible to kill no matter what you try.

Harold the Pig on level 14-2 is impossible to get, no matter what bird or technique I try.

by mozarelllllla July 27, 2012

Hardclart

Takeing a extremly hard shit that usually results in the stretching of the bung hole

Yo greg i took this hardclart last night and damn that shit stretched me

by Fatbakerman September 15, 2013

Harold Hug

One of the best hugs you could ever get from anyone. No one knows quite how it's done. Because if you know you are sworn to never reveal how.
They make you melt into the other persons arms immediately.
They are known to alleviate stress .
Could cause you to be unfocused depending on the situation . In some cases could help you regain focus.
You do not need a prescription
No chance of overdose

Person 1- "How you feeling today?"
Person 2- "Eh not so good, I've been having a bad day"
Person 1- "Do you need a hug?.. a Harold Hug?"
Person 2- "You know how to give those? Thats just what I need to make my day brighter"
Person 1- "You got it! One Harold Hug coming up!!"

by LElizabeth May 18, 2015

Hardonbe

(Hard-on-bay)

What you have if your dick is out for harambe. RIP HARAMBE.

Ever since the Cincinnati zoo shot my gorilla friend I've had this giant hardonbe.

by Moooooooooo12345 September 11, 2016

Hardly-har-har

A derisive comment following another's bomb of a joke or action.

That's your idea of funny? Hardly-har-har...

by JoeShiner September 11, 2016