cheese grater

also known as a cock grinder, it's when a womans pussy is seemingly sharp, which leaves ur cock red raw

pain and pleasure or nothing

choices, choices!

person1: i heard this girl im about 2 fuck has a sharp pussy, or cheese grater wot do i do
person2: take it like a man and fuck the bitch!!
person1: cheers bud!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) October 7, 2009

Guatemalan Soup Kitchen

1. A soup kitchen in Guatemala

2. Another name for a breakaway in hockey

3. Dipping one's genitals into a mouthful of salsa during fornication.

1. While visiting Guatemala, I ate at a Guatemalan Soup Kitchen.

2. There goes Toews on a Guatemalan Soup Kitchen! He could score!

3. Dude, my balls are totally on fire after that Guatemalan Soup Kitchen, don't use hot salsa.

by Ady Marlow July 5, 2010

Cheese Graters

when girl has braces and she is giving a guy head, and she rips the skin off of the guys dick like when a cheese grater cuts cheese.

"Bro last night Cara gave me head!"
"Doesn't she have cheese graters?"

by RichardV123 May 9, 2009

gyrate

What OG does when he gets killed in video games.

OG, if you don't stop gyrating, I'm gonna write you up.

by steve November 16, 2004

Guatemala Mudslide

A sex act where a man gets on his hands and knees while the girl strokes his penis from behind. At the same time, she tosses the guy's salad. During that time, the guy lets loose a load of diarrhea, creating the "mudslide."

Note: Contaminated water in Guatemala lends itself to diarrhea production.

I gave the girl a Guatemala Mudslide. It was great, but the cleanup is a bitch.

by MikeandJohn February 20, 2011

Guatemalan bake sale

(n) - A type of bake sale seen in Guatemala completely different from all other types of bake sales. Sometimes imported to the U.S.

Hey guys! Let's go to the Guatemalan bake sale!

by The Geographer January 4, 2005

Grate Your Cheese

When a girl is giving you really bad head that involves a lot of teeth. The teeth will slice your piece up and leave you out of commission for a few days.

Dude, I got the worst head from that girl. Watch out for her, she will totally grate your cheese.

by P Bear September 9, 2010