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Grofriti

An asshole who keeps stealing all of my fucking times in ULTRAKILL.
Grofriti stole my time again!
by PapyrusGames101 July 4, 2023
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Griftire

Satire so complete those being derided will pay you to make fun of them because they believe you support them.

When satire of a group that is fairly clear from an objective perspective but isn't being picked up on by the group you have satirized, and that group instead idolizes you and you use this to perpetuate a brand and grift them for as much money and influence as they can get while laughing at them behind their backs.

Doing so generally requires making statements that under basic scrutiny (or even outright blatantly) undermine the very premise you appear to support support.

Because this requires adopting a 24/7 persona to the outside world many may take the persona seriously and not realise it is satire.

Some of the most obvious Examples of this include:

Ayn Rand, Flat Earthers on You tube who repeatedly prove the earth is a globe while insisting that's not what they've done, Nick Adams (Alpha Male)
Look at these saps who believe Nick Adams, I need to figure out my one Griftire.

Ayn Rand's Griftire was so good people still uncritically and unironically believe it on both sides.
by BirdScholar August 9, 2023
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Groaty

That is one groaty sic coffee mug! Please wash it!
by colinstu October 5, 2023
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social graft

manipulation, flattery and other corrupt practices used to secure unmerited advantages or gains in social or business politics.
If you lived with her you'd know she's enraged all the time. But as an expert at social graft, she's all smiles and platitudes to the outside world.
by claybius July 26, 2011
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skin grafting

When a band shows up to a show right before they're supposed to play and then they make the show run late by taking forever to set up their very minimal amount of gear. Then, they put the icing on the cake by raping everyone's ears for a half hour by playing the worst...THE WORST fucking music ever.
Dude, are the White Stripes skin grafting this show? They just got here an hour late and they're fucking god-awful.
by russiansoldier July 20, 2014
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Top Grafter

Tayler is a top grafter,

Working 2 jobs

On his grind

Getting that paper
by Kezzabelle May 9, 2018
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Pickle Grifter

A man who’s a familiar face at a Pickle Park. Usually known to local law enforcement.
Man why is that guy always over there lurking around in the woods?

Oh, David? He’s a pickle grifter. He’s always back there.
by musinon July 9, 2020
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