Griffin

A boy who makes your heart beat like crazy. Nice, smart, hawt, and sweet. But don't judge him by his name, he can't break your heart but he can make a crack. Not a small one, not a big on. A deep one.

The sad thing is, we weren't even together and he still was my Griffin.

by Alegrita January 2, 2009

Griffin

A Griffin is a jolly old fellow with a big heart and a bigger scrotum. Griffins are not to be taken as a joke, because they can be very serious at some times. However, Griffins are generally loving creatures and are very sweet.

"Wow, look at him! He seems so cool and nice!"
"Wow, what a Griffin!"

by jozkozbishes May 28, 2013

Peter Griffin

Someone who thinks they are a genius, but are, in fact, mentally retarded.

Peter Griffin: I am a genius! In your face Brian! I'm a g-e-a-n-y-i-s!
Brian: No, actually you're not. Actually Peter, it says here that you're mentally retarded.
Peter: I'm mentally re-what-ed? Brian, I'm a genius!
Brian: No Peter, you're a retard.
Stewie: Brian's right father, you're a retarded man. I'm a damn baby and I'm 1,000 times smarter than you.
Peter: You're just mad that I'm way more smarter than you is.
Brian: You're a fucking retard!
Peter: Wait, what were we talking about again Brian?

by Icy Wyte June 26, 2018

Gifted Child

1. An average student with insecure parents.

2. The elitist notion that only some children have "gifts" or talents worthy of attention.

3. A hollow form of "self-praise by proxy" that snobby parents use to bolster their social standing.

Our son Timmy is a Gifted Child. He should be in a special school to nurture his extraordinary talents - at taxpayer expense. Did I tell you that I drive a BMW?

by Peter Kobs December 10, 2009

Graft

English slang which could mean the following; to steal, to sell, to buy, or to deal illegal goods like drugs.

“I’ve had enough of this job, I’m going on the graft.”
“This is sick, gonna graft it.”

by tedpilled August 5, 2020

Stewie Griffin

Stewie griffin is the youngest member of the griffin family of Quahog, Rhode island from the popular FOX TV serires family guy.

Stewie has an evil personality which is said to have been induced by his mother Lois smoking Marijuana while she was pregnant with him. His scary almost British accent is known as an evil Rex Harrison.

He is intent on world domination and the extermination of his mother, but also plans to kill many other people once he rules the world.

Lois Griffin: Come on stewie eat your broccoli here comes the airplane.

(knocks the broccoli off the fork and across the table)

Stewie Griffin: Damn you! Damn the broccoli! and damn the Wright brothers!!!

by Pinkfishe September 8, 2008

Grifta

A small group of Hedonists who spend their time searching of pleasure.

The Grifta spent their evening drinking, smoking, and searching for women. while avoiding pain at all cost and not giving a fuck what anyone said.

by Herbert the Hermet April 17, 2010