gridlock

v.
The feminized cock block (a.k.a. Blocking the Box). The origin of this term comes from city traffic signs ("Don't Block the Box") in order to alleviate rush hour traffic conditions where cars are stopped in the middle of an intersection. In these situations, blocking the box inevitably results in gridlock.

(a female):"I've just been gridlocked by that sexy dyke's friend."

by evan m. September 26, 2005

griddle flaps

A mythical hybrid of a bacon cheese burger and a pancake. Said to prevent vomiting, cure intense hangovers and solve marijuana induced food cravings.

...Oh, I feel like shit, my head's splitting and I'm queasy ...I sure could use some griddle flaps.

by PhD Strange October 12, 2007

Gridd

another word for marijuana

"lets get some weed"
"nah man call it gridd...it sounds less suss"

by DougRams January 26, 2009

Sicilian Gridlock

Where four cars have edged forward into busy traffic at a four way intersection in such a fashion that each car's front bumper is pointed at the next car right's side door and each car is of course blocked behind by the line of cars that inched forward with them.

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by Dwyne March 28, 2009

asphalt solar griddle

The cooking surface upon which the very best pavement pizza is warmed over.

For the very sweetest buzzard breath, be sure to partake of your pavement pizza directly from the asphalt solar griddle.

by Downstrike August 27, 2005

Gridlock

The greatest music project in existence (and likely ever). Founded by Mike Wells and Mike Cadoo, their mix of ambient, glitch and industrial changed the face of electronic music (especially industrial, with little credit).

wow, that music was the most moving thing i have EVER heard, who did you say that was again? Gridlock, aye? wow. i am awestruck.

by G-Cause December 9, 2008

get griddy

right foot creep oh walkin with the heater look around stay low make sure they dont see ya catch em bad walk down hit em with the heater the devil under yo feet you on your way to see em

yo dude get griddy lmao

alr

right foot creep oh walkin with the heater look around stay low make sure they dont see ya catch em bad walk down hit em with the heater the devil under yo feet you on your way to see em

by sussyman815 April 12, 2022