gram

a metric unit of measurement

gimme a gram?

by Cody5050 January 27, 2021

Gram Cracker

An awesome grandma.

Yes, She is my gram cracker.

by Christopher Ferry May 12, 2019

Zackary Grams

Perfect example of a natty beta that works at Walmart. Zack Grams thinks his portfolio is red and his G37 is valid, yet none of this is true! He claims that “this is awesome” when sometimes, it just isn’t awesome.

Hey look! It’s Zackary Grams, the nattiest beta I’ve ever seen!

by Nattybeta420 November 14, 2021

jan-o-gram

That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.

“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”

Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.

by Cpclsn December 5, 2018

Gram-boozled

Being bamboozled by someone's pictures on Instagram.

Oh my god isn't that the hot chick you follow on Instagram?

Wait, her face ain't that cute and her body looks nothing like her pictures...

We've been gram-boozled.

by JBeasty August 2, 2015

Gram exchange

When you offer your dealer a certain amount of weed in exchange for another strain of weed. If the strain is better you get more grams back, if it’s worse, vice versa.

Hey dude, did you know Timmy does gram exchange now?

by Filantropist1996 April 21, 2022

Grama gram

A grama gram is when your grandma gives you a gram of dope to share with your friends.

Hey were going to be higher than a giraffes pussy after we smoke this grama gram.

by KISSandSWELL March 12, 2024