dirty gooley

A black ass naked mole rat with a micro penis.

He pulled out his dirty Gooley with some tweezers. We couldn't see, or feel it.

by Roni Roberts January 12, 2022

top gooner

A delusion arsenal fan that believes the club's lies, and abuses anybody who doesn't

Top gooners, believe the lies

by KITIKATANA March 9, 2023

The Juicy Goosey

Using the head as a bowling ball for penetration🍑

“No Berty, anything but the Juicy Goosey”

by Derty Berty February 1, 2020

Making a gooey

A big sloppy poop

"Are you awake in there?!" shouts Kevin. "Yes, I'm just making a gooey!" replies Kurtis

by Whitemanhorse January 29, 2023

goosey gander

To walk around a certain area with no intention of going anywhere definite, almost like a goose wandering around a river bank pooping in random spots and harrasing little children but then waddling away somewhere else or better known as a goosey gander.

"Hey Alan coming for a goosey gander around town to check out the booty" "yeh man sounds good to me"

by Speedygonzalez July 20, 2015

Goosey

The mini egg bomber, a complete weapon

Oh did you hear about goosey?
Yeah goosey bombed the twin towers
What a weapon

by Gooseisabomber March 16, 2019

Double Gooey

Double Gooey is the result of a Double Penetration where both guys have deposited cum into the woman. She subsequently has cum oozing out of both holes.

Mary got fucked by Tom and Jerry, now she has a Double Gooey situation!

by UnrulyBastard March 8, 2010