Goobrock

A person of low intelligence

It was obvious that John was a goobrock

by Trunkbay October 24, 2020

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goobquake

(n)

(1) a 40% or more decline in a meme-stonk or poorly researched internet company.
(2) the content of the CEO's pants when the feds investigate a motorcycle shop's PPP loan.

- OMG have you checked $LK today - its undergoing a goobquake.

- @bagholderquotes was up all night after $TSLA experienced a complete goobquake.

by bilbobagholder April 29, 2021

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Goobage

Deliberate mispronunciation of the word "Garbage," occasionally used by YouTuber DankPods.

"The Samsung Galaxy Z Fold was GOOBAGE!"
"That screen is pure goobage."
- DankPods

by Thesnakerox November 26, 2021

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A word of illimitable meanings, collectively a noun, adjective, and verb all simultaneously. Not to be misconstrue as a simple amalgamation between the phrases "gooble" and "shank," it is a word that took every generation to erect and shall perpetuate to develop as a staple in our modern language, dominating all the other frivolous words in our communication and inspiring magnification in our verbal cognizance. Utilize this magnificent phrase to baffle your maladroit opponents, astonish your friends and background spectators as they gaze upon you from an incipient perspective, and impress even the most perspicacious people of your mastery of this word.

Legend says the first whispers of this word originated from a world where talks of discord take place, crafted and forged by a hooligan who loved cake and bacon.

Intellectual: What a wonderful day to goobleshank!

Dripster: Lol stupid kid wtf does that even mean bruh XD

Intellectual: I shall now goobleshank you

Dripster: N҉O҉O҉O҉O҉O҉O҉ ҉I҉M҉ ҉B҉E҉I҉N҉G҉ ҉G҉O҉O҉B҉L҉E҉S҉H҉A҉N҉K҉E҉D҉ ҉I҉M҉ ҉S҉O҉R҉R҉Y҉

by hugh j ness February 13, 2023

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