German Stalker

the enlarged state or condition of erectile tissues or organs, esp the penis, when filled with blood,
An Erection.

oli: oi dad i have a german stalker its so scary
dad: er is that code for something
oli: what would it be code for?
dad: that you're hard...
oli: shit.

by kinkycouple March 7, 2011

German Brownie a la Mode

When a Male or female dedicates on a plate, shapes it into a square and a Male excretes his "ice cream" as a topping onto the said "brownie" which is to then be eaten after consuming a hearty meal.

"Honey, that was an exquisite German Brownie a la Mode we ate last night. I'm so happy your a vegan!"

by Did you get that email I sent? January 30, 2019

German mustache

A German leader had a amazing one

The 1938 man of the year has a nice German mustache

by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 22, 2022

Angry german pillow mint

It when you take a shit on someones pillow

I just left an Angry German Pillow mint on my friends bed.

by BubbaBoston December 10, 2011

florida or germany

it's actually called germany or florida
it's a game invented by loveline co-host adam carolla in which listeners call in with freaky anecdotes regarding sex or some shit like that, and adam and dr. drew try to guess if the origin or the story is germany or florida

"germany or florida" is the pimpin' theme song sung by adam carolla

by kat December 15, 2003

German

A guy with a beautiful spanish name and the most amazing color eyes.

Did you see German's eyes, they are the most beautiful pair of eyes I've seen in my life.

by audi8282 July 25, 2010

German Tampon

the act of shoving your cell phone in a girls vagina hole in order to stop the cream pie effect.

So i blew it in her vagina hole, then that shit started to come out so i gave her a German tampon

by Flemdaddy March 31, 2009