geek

One of four titles used to classify someone based on their technical and social skills. The other three titles are nerd, dork, and normie. The difference between the four titles can be easily shown in table form:

................ Technical ...... Social
Title ............ Skills ......... Skills
---------- ---------------- ------------
Normie ......... No ............. Yes
Geek ........... Yes ............. Yes
Nerd ............ Yes ............. No
Dork ............ No .............. No

Normie: A normal person. Blah.

Geek: An outwardly normal person who has taken the time to learn technical skills. Geeks have as normal a social life as anyone, and usually the only way to tell if someone is a geek is if they inform you of their skills.

Nerd: A socially awkward person who has learned technical skills due to the spare time they enjoy from being generally neglected. Their technical knowledge then leads normies to neglect them even further, leading to more development of their technical skills, more neglection, etc. This vicious cycle drives them even more into social oblivion.

Dork: A person who, although also socially awkward, doesn't have the intelligence to fill the void with technical pursuits, like a nerd, and is forced to do mindless activities. Almost always alone. Usually with an XBox. Like playing Halo. All day. Every day. Not even understanding how the Xbox is making the pretty pictures on the screen. Very sad.

If you met me at a party, you would have no idea that I enjoy finite element analysis-based inviscid flow modelling using computational fluid dynamics. That's because I'm a geek.

by SnipeYou August 26, 2006

computer geek

a person who is bullied at school, but is your boss when you're an adult

Stupid Redneck:Fuck off you fucking 'pewter geek!
Computer Geek:wtf

by Rednecks are Assholes March 31, 2009

Geekatron

A geek who wanks like a robot by applying sound effects from transformers.

Rod's sister heard him wanking in his room last night. He sounded like a right geekatron.

by Sam Witwicky April 23, 2008

geekily

Excitement over technology related minutia.

Usage: 'She was geekily happy about the new display features in the latest version of Sharepoint.' (adverb)

by CanGirl June 13, 2014

Geckolocation

A quality that allows people to understand and communicate with reptiles.

Eric's lizards are so well behaved, he must have geckolocation.

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

Gecko

Gecko, A reptile inharited from the dinosaurs, part of the lizard family, the most common found gecko in a house would be a Leopard Gecko, Leopard Geckos get their name from their skin, they have the leopard style on their rough skin. Like most geckos they keep their food instead of releasing it, infact you would rarely see a gecko have wast in their cage. Geckos have eyes sorta between the side of their head and where people have their eyes, they are placed that make them face streight. Thank you for reading my definition, this is my first one so bare with me.

Son: Dad I want a pet, not like a dog or cat but something diffrent. Dad: How about a lizard? Son: Well is there anything else? Dad: Well, what about a gecko?

by Skatekidjack January 15, 2018

geeking on that water

geeking on that water is slang for saying that your drinking water that has had a molly or several dissolved into it. Molly is a pure form of MDMA gets you high as FUCK and the word geeking is a term for excitement .

this word is being defined in the song " drunk in love " by The Weeknd where he says " I've been popping, I've been rolling , since I was 17 I've been geeking on that water "

by xoduane January 17, 2018