Garrett

A stupid ass hat who gives birth to chicken nuggets because reasons.
Garrett’s tend to be ugly and dirty minded. They say things like “well you suck on your grandmas anal beads” because he’s a perv.
He calls people devil woman and says random things are hot. Everyone thinks he’s gay even though he’s not, he just really likes Tommy Wiseau and Tim Curry.

Garrett’s have really loud laughs that sometimes sound like farts.

“That dude is weird af”
“Probs a Garrett”

“Stop it devil woman”
“Don’t be a Garrett”

by Lord awesomeness November 29, 2018

Garret

An extremely handsome guy that is good with the ladies until they get into bed and see his extremely small penis. Usually last in bed for 2-3 minutes and has a smelly gaping asshole that he wants all the ladies to finger.

Girl: Dude he looked so hot but when i got into the bed it was just terrible, he was a total garret.

by Jeffybboy December 7, 2013

gabreezy

my extremely gorgeous ex girlfriend whos name is Gaby but known as Gabreezy when guys hit on her cause she will just leave like a breeze of wind

when Kevin tried to holla at Gaby, she quickly morphed into Gabreezy and cut turf

by BaByFaCePLaYbOy March 31, 2008

Garrett

They come off extremely shy at first but are always willing to help you even if you’ve never talked before. They slowly shed off their shyness and you see the person that you dreamed of encountering and you’ll notice yourself falling in love with them with each and every time you see/talk to them and it’ll dawn on you that they’re the confirmation of the guy you’ve dreamed of having and what you originally thought wasn’t real is and even better yet, you are lucky enough to call them yours

Girl one: “he’s so sweet,cute,smart, and funny”
Girl two: “He must be a Garrett”

by Cyndomega May 29, 2018

Garrett

Power Bottom

You're such a Garrett

by Ace Jaeger December 30, 2019

aliah garretson

This girl is a ugly piece of garbage<3 but she could grow up she’s still just 5 😂 jk but she needs possible help or a mental hospital rn thank you urban Dictionary<3

Aliah| why are you so fat

Me|well I wouldn’t wanna look like your ugly ass

Aliah| well your a hoe and I’m too scared to say stfu to someone’s face❤️😭

Like I would keep dreaming to be pretty as well ugly hoe ❤️ Love, The person that wants to kick ur ass✨😖 aliah garretson 🦶🏻

by Unknown doge October 30, 2020

Pull-a-Garrett

To cut and colour one's hair in an unusually bad fashion.

Nice bleach job, Darlene...pulling a Garrett are we?

by lostc February 7, 2005