gafner

A very large penis belonging to individuals named John.

That John has a freaking gafner, I saw it in the shower.

by gafner December 30, 2008

ginerism

A disease which causes someone to turn into a complete pussy. See Also "Jaredism"

He's got a serious case of ginerism

by Christina Messmer August 30, 2007

gaznerfarf

gaznerfarf-to trip over ones own feet

example a- "don't gaznerfarf"
example b- "man, i just gaznerfarfed"

by Annnonnnymmmouss April 28, 2008

Gainesified

Using marketing strategies and sales ideas that Brad Gaines gives you and finding out that that you can make a whole lot more money easier and quicker.

I had 2700 e-mails and no sales. I was Gainesified and selling so much it's not stopping

by SalesFang August 29, 2011

Garner Mode

When a person is feeling extremely upset after a break up or bad rejection, he or she is in "Garner Mode"

"Man that girl I've been talking to left me for no reason, the same day I kissed her."
"Sounds like you're in Garner Mode."

by Mixmastermike September 1, 2013

garner pool

To manipulate external factors so as to virtually ensure one's own wager takes the grand prize.

AKA: pool pot, call the question, Koch-lloquialism.

That mofo been a thorn in my side and his boy pissin me off now too! Imma Garner Pool on his ass.

by BlackbirdD71-SRT-BigD/SOARs August 18, 2016

Giner Niner

When 2 women engage in 69 it's called a giner niner. Derivative of the Latin term lickalotopuss.

Did you see those hotties doing the giner niner?

by Jassle July 30, 2016