Goldfish people

A group of people that seem almost oblivious to there surrounding. They tend to have their feelings hurt easily and be comforted even easier.

"We get hurt easily and we resolve things easily... we're like goldfish people." -Gillian Jacobs interview with E!online about the characters of Community.

by OneTroubledSpoon May 11, 2012

Goldfish

In a fish tank, fish will eat nearly anything. So if you have 30 fish, the fish will start eating any fish that looks sick or different. This will continue until you end up with one very large fish, usually the goldfish. Much like when a message board gets run over with a few friends who want to monopolize it. They will ceaselessly troll until anyone they aren't friends with leave. Then they'll move on to another site and do the same until it too ends up with one or two users.

That messageboard used to be a good place to post until those goldfish came and destroyed it.

by Soitanly December 30, 2014

Goldfish

A gen-z boy who acts like a little bitch (or pussy). One who is dramatic and emotionally weak, has a lack of decorum, and possesses zero semblance of testicular fortitude.

“Did you hear about Josh crying to his girlfriend about his mom taking his video game away?”

“Wow. She should dump him. He’s such a goldfish.”

by Notyourmotherbitch August 6, 2019

Goldfish

Someone you do not view in any kind of sexual way. A plotonic friend. Someone you wouldnt want to picture naked.

Dont tell me about Jerry and Kate doing it!! They fucking Goldfish!

by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008

goldfish clothes

Clothes that are a little too big, but you end up gaining weight to fit them, much like a goldfish grows to fit their tank.

I bought my boyfriend size 36 pants and they turned into goldfish clothes. First he complained they were too loose; now he says they're too tight.

None of my clothes fit any more, but if I buy new ones I know they'll just turn into goldfish clothes.

by Amarantha10 December 19, 2005

Goldfeder

great friend, sexy, usually likes people whose names start with D. Usually has a best friend that starts with the later H and doesn't give head. When heard from down the street men whistle. does not like people whose names start with an M.

"Did you see that girl today?"
"Yeah! she was with Davis and Hannah!"
"She's such a Goldfeder!"

by Debrah posiedan April 4, 2009

Japanese Goldfish

N.: The sexual act of self mutulating one's scrotum by cutting off the ears of a dog and stapling them to the scrotum, thus making what looks like the tail of Japanese gold fish. (Or Coy Fish)

Guy:"Wanna see my rare fish from japan?" Girl:"Ok." Drops pants Girl"Oh my!" Guy: "it's a Japanese Goldfish!"

by That_guy_in_the_box March 1, 2011