gold digger

Any woman who breaks up with one chronically broke and unemployed boyfriend and then goes on to date a less financially inept man at any point in her lifetime. Usually applied to said woman by the chronically broke and unemployed ex-boyfriend she just left and/or his equally broke and unemployed slacker friends.

"Yeah, she broke up with him when he flunked out of school and got fired from his job for smoking weed in the parking lot in the same week. Now she's dating a co-worker at her new job. What a gold digger that girl is!"

by Arcane Rose January 23, 2008

Gold plated ass monkey

the highest honor given to a fuckwit or kidiot for going above and beyond the call of duty for that obnoxious profession.

Todays GPAM goes to bgratis for allowing us to test kick/ban scripts.

by cheezl February 21, 2004

Gold digger

A person, usually a woman, who's primary objective in a relationship is to have access to their partner's money.

People often look down on gold diggers and refer to them as selfish whores. But if you're dumb enough to let someone use you for your money, or dumb enough not to realize you're being used, then you only have yourself to blame. Usually the gold digger's partner just wants them for sex anyways. They are no better than the gold digger.

That gold digger sure knows how to get what she wants.

by al2424 July 7, 2011

Gold Digger

A woman who dates or marries a man just to get her grubby little hands on his money.

Gold Digger: "Hello Mr McCartney, my name's Heather Mills."

by Manx bloke November 5, 2006

Gold Coast

The Gold Coast is a city in queensland, Aussie. Because of the F***in amazing beaches etc. the place is Full of asian tourists who take photos all the time, and locals who want to shoot them all. Slowly but surely, teens are taking over the streets, fighting with everyone and graffing everywhere. Future = F***ed.

Surfers Paradise, Gold Coast.

Asian Tourist: "I rike you, you take foto?"
Local: "F*** right off mate!"

by phatholden187 November 10, 2008

gold miner

A women who beats a gold digger and steals all the money.

That girl erika is a huge gold miner, i mean i went out with her for 2 months and im dead broke.

by Daniel Puebla May 10, 2006

gold collar

Young working-class adults who feel that they are entitled to luxury goods such as couture, state-of-the-art electronics, overpriced cars and pretty much anything that they cannot afford.

"The gold collar contingent, ages 18-25, is doing its part by downing $12 Kettle One vodka martinis and sporting the sleekest rims on their Lincoln Navigators. To sustain a lifestyle inspired by rap videos and pop-culture magazines such as Us, they spend a disproportionate amount of their disposable income on expensive brand-name products and services."
-See the Seattle Times article, "Gold-collar generation: The world is theirs?"

by the R word May 16, 2006