Turkey gobbler

When you take your lovers ball sack and fashion it in such a way that it dangles from your chin, and then you yell gooble gobble as you eat his asshole which is covered in various Thanksgiving Day foods such as mashed potatoes or cranberry sauce.
Dude, Uncle Ted gave me a turkey gobbler. Hes such a weirdo!
by Trevtrev69 December 26, 2010
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Womb Gobbler

Describing a person who will only perform oral sex on a woman.
by Jtbagginurmom October 07, 2016
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pupusa gobbler

1. n. Person who gobbles up pupusa on the reg.

2. One who consumes dumplings or other encased foods with passion
3. Anyone whose gone down on anyone
Man, Josh is such an undercover pupusa gobbler. That bitch.
by pupusagobbler March 03, 2017
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Meat gobbler

A female or sometimes a male. that is high on drugs, that does not care who's dick, what dick, what it looks like type of dick, diseased or not dick, old dick, young dick ugly dick, nice dick, your dick, my dick, the homeless crazy man's dick. As long as it's a dick he or she can touch, suck, or insert.
Ugh there's Tiffany, she's such a penis gobbler.

She was so high! that nasty penis gobbler didn't notice the bumps on that tweakers dick.

She/he is such a meat gobbler they pay for drugs and to gobbler that dick.
by GotIt87 May 09, 2020
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blimpie gobbler

someone who stuffs a blimpie in their mouth very fast
xavier is a blimpie gobbler
by jim buck December 07, 2009
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spunk-gobbler

A spunk-gobbler is a person who eats their own shit, sucks green cum and down-votes more clever peoples contributions. They go to tRumpty rallies, and commit seditious acts, then go home to suck their dog's dick.
Yeah -- there's always going to be a spunk-gobbler!
by USAF Cadet February 08, 2021
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Knob Gobbler

(tech jargon masc. fem.) 1) Describing a person that is a real suck up, i.e., ass kisser, brown noser, or a person that a real jerk/jill off. 2) Tech. term used to describe a politician that will do anything to get a person's vote.
e.g. John is aways goodie goodie with the Boss. That motherfucker is a real grade A knob gobbler.
e.g. Fred's running for president, and he says he will not raise taxes. He's running his campaign on blow job money. I hear he's a traditional knob gobbler, in the biblical sense.
by Roland_07 September 07, 2007
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