Chuck Fury

1. (verb) The act of throwing shade in a particularly heinous manner; usually done without passive-aggressive prestense in an outright aggressive communication style.

2. (proper noun) A foul-mouthed comedian who doesn't throw shade but does chuck fury.

3. (verb) The act of aggressive masturbation.
Definitions One and Two

Person 1: I heard Chuck Fury was throwing shade at insert group here on stage last night.

Person 2: That motherfucker seriously knows how to chuck fury

Definition Three
When I jerk off I throw down that furious wrist action. I chuck fury.
by The Real Chub Daddy, Bitches! November 23, 2021
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fury cup

Luke has drank from Michaelas fury cup
by Mic.. August 11, 2016
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Alaskan Clap of Fury

A singular clap of absolute power that can be done to cat or booty, feared by all who are not dominants of the night. It is commonley performed on a victim with a booty 2x their own size and is a singular clap that inflicts endless pleasure and brain damage including excessive drooling, twitching, and squirting.
That alaskan clap of fury i just pulled off blew her to mars.
by EBSpremium March 18, 2025
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Fury

A highly strategic, near-mythical war machine operating in the world of Last War. Known for his devastating PvP strength, whisper-level communication skills, and an uncanny ability to vanish into CNX or UMA just before joining TSX (allegedly).

A rare hybrid of military intelligence, fitness enthusiast, and ninja-style alliance member. While most players are either talkers or fighters, Fury’s the guy who reads the whole war report in 12 seconds, wipes a base, and disappears again—like Batman, if Batman bench-pressed tanks.

A master of mystery, possessing an MBA and the biceps of a protein-powered Spartan. Has been "just about to join TSX" since 2023, creating more suspense than the Game of Thrones finale (and marginally less betrayal).

In reality, Fury is disciplined, analytical, and relentlessly fit. In-game, he’s an elite PvP specialist and an accidental stand-up comedian thanks to his alliance-hopping antics and expert-level trolling of one (1) very patient friend.

Fun Facts:

Communication style: Rare, efficient, possibly encrypted. / Home alliance: All of them. At once. Temporarily. / War record: Classified. But terrifying. / Cardio routine: Probably longer than your entire alliance meeting. / Mood: 90% focus, 10% mischief, 100% unreadable.

See also:
Cheshire Cat, BR Whisperer, The MBA Assassin, Your Alliance Next Week?
I’ve fought beside Fury twice. Both times, the only thing louder than the damage was the silence he left behind. He’s not loud. He’s decisive.
by jax2020 June 6, 2025
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fury thomas

He is a fur ball. He has a lot of modes. He has gymnastics mode. Sad mode. Angry mode. Hershey kiss mode. And a lot other. He will turn on u though in an instance.
by Hdbxjxhxb January 27, 2018
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"alternatives"-ad fury

The near-maniacal rage you feel when an online vendor/advertiser off-handedly remarks that a desired product/content is no longer offered/available, and then adds insult to injury by cheerfully cajoling, "But no worries --- check out some of our other awesome products/services, like these!", causing you to just wanna smash yer fist right through the screen in resentful frustration, since whatever "substitute" profferings they are showing you have virtually no resemblance whatever to what you were looking for and would certainly not be anywhere near as satisfying; it's almost like they're presuming to imply that THEY know more about what YOU want than YOU do YOURSELF!
Counsellor, sympathetically consoling a late-teens client who is practically climbing the walls in tearful frustration from having been cheekily offered "Super Mario" by an online-gaming website when he'd wanted to play a round of "Spy Hunter Classic" after a long day at high school, just as he'd been doing every evening for the past two years: Ah-haa --- sounds to me like a classic case of "alternatives"-ad fury --- I so totally "get ya", Young Man, and I don't blame ya one bit for feeling this way... a lot of companies sure don't consider what their customers truly want whenever they"update" their offerings, do they? Reminds me of a couple of local radio stations back when I was around your age --- all of a sudden they stopped playing their traditional soothing '60's 'n' '70's easy-listening music in favor of pop-bop and country-crap --- a LOT of adult-listeners were REALLY bummed out about that! Why, I myself STILL sorely miss that wonderful music almost thirty years later!
by QuacksO July 13, 2018
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Midget fury

One who shorter than 5,2ft and is not happy with they're height so they take all they're anger out on other people
Maddy is a midget fury she's wack
by Donald 6917 October 12, 2022
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