funnelation

A deviant sexual fascination with cramming a funnel up someones ass and introducing various foreign substances such as olive oil or urine.

YD sure is fascinated with that olds broads saggy ass!
It's because she is as into funnelation as his sick old ass is!

by SiGN me up! November 25, 2009

Funhella

Hella fun; really fun

"This party is funhella!"
"No, it's hella funhella!"

by Mr. Swimmerman December 18, 2009

Funnelcaking

During intercourse, at the moment of climax, a man funnelcakes when he ejaculates atop his partner in a swirled or waved pattern.

Person 1: I heard Andre was funnelcaking Gennifer last weekend.
Person 2: No way! Thats both gross and awesome at the same time!

by Hartnett's Yard December 3, 2011

funnel of shit

Traffic in Pittsburgh, PA

I'm trying to get to this hotel to fuck my man, but I can't because of this funnel of shit.

by Johnny bag of dicks December 20, 2015

fennelli

A hot beast that is very attractive and gets turned on easier than others and turns on peole easier

Fennelli and i sexted last night and he was so horny and he turbed me on alot

by NELLY696969 November 14, 2016

Funnel cake

The act of ejaculating on a person's stomach and sprinkling baby powder as if it were powdered sugar. While you can consume the result it is not advised.

Last night I gave this random girl a funnel cake and she actually ate it.

by baetastic February 14, 2017

funnel text

Simulatiously texting a large number of women to whittle down the responses with the end goal of having selfish one-sided sex with a responder.

I was funnel texting last night....got 5 responders and ended up shagging Jessie again.

by Famous Reekie January 1, 2017