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Dairy Frog

When your uncle or Non close relative cups your scrotum in his hand to help you fall asleep.
If i can't find a dairy frog, i dont know if ill ever be able to fall asleep..
by Chapsgalore December 9, 2010
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Prog Frog

A person who loves progressive music, whether it'd be Progressive Rock or Progressive Metal, Experimental or Neo-Prog, he loves the genre. Usually prog bands like ELP, King Crimson, Genesis, Dream Theater, Porcupine Tree, Pink Floyd, Frost*, Haken etc...
My brother Matt, he's such a Prog Frog. His record collection consists of Frank Zappa, Dream Theater, Rush, King Crimson, Yes and bands of that nature.
by progfrogperson August 23, 2011
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Delhi Frog Stomp

The act of, either participating in or being the subject of, repeated kicks to the nuts from behind while bent over, nude from the knees to the waist, and twisting your nipples til purple. (Not a purple nurple).

It is repeated until the person in the "frog" position is kicked til bleeding, falls down on their face more than 3 times, or climaxes. It is often filmed. Generally the rules go, One Frog, One stomper (although as many as desired can stomp), and a camera man.

Its usually done near canal banks or in yards that end not at the sidewalk but at the street.
Damn bro...stay away from Jennifer Ct....those fags spent their whole summer frog stomp 'in one another and playing XBox. The Delhi Frog Stomp has ruined better lives than your own...
by whyte trash party July 27, 2011
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Smeet Frog

A "fearsome critter" reputed to live in Michigan. Supposedly, it is a hairy frog which has large webs between its arms and legs, allowing it to glide like a flying squirrel. It enjoys sub-zero temperatures, and during the summer it migrates to the north pole to keep cool.
Woah! Look! That smeet frog is even wierder than that fur-bearing trout we saw earlier!
by Knighshade July 11, 2004
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Kermiting the Frog

A ritual as old as the male gender, the masturbator squats low to the ground and spreads his knees like a frog, and jerks aggressively.
Your mom asked me if i thought kermiting the frog in her mouth would be okay, but I'd feel uncomfortable dating you if I accepted.
by jon glickman January 9, 2009
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Frog Gigging

A nightime activity practiced generally in the South; bullfrog hunting, which involves, in some cases, shooting the frog with a .22 caliber gun and then spearing it, cleaning it, and cooking it, in order to eat the frog's legs.
Last night Bubba went giggin' and then we had frog legs for dinner.
by Girl Next Door August 5, 2005
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A Singing Frog

A Singing Frog is the occurrence in which your attempt to show someone an ongoing symptom/ issue is squandered due to it's coincidental absence.

Most often occurs with:
Computers/ Technological Products, Cars, Mysterious Sounds etc.

Term is derived from the famous Looney Tunes short, "One Froggy Evening," in which a man finds a frog who routinely performs the song "The Michigan Rag" in front of him, yet remains silent and ordinary whenever he attempts to show him to anyone, driving him mad and resulting in his institutionalization.
Example 1:

Man walks into a car dealership after dropping his car off earlier that morning.

Man: So, did you figure out what the noise was?

Mechanic: Sir, there was no sound whatsoever.

Man: What?! What are you talking about, it keeps making this "SHHHISSHHHHARRRRERRRR" sound whenever it drives!

Mechanic: Yes... Of course it does, Sir..

Man: Ugh. I guess it's A Singing Frog.

Mechanic: (Raises eyebrows) What?

Man: Nevermind...

Example 2:

Dude 1: Dude. What is up with your computer screen? It's really fucked up. You should take it in.

Dude 2: Yeah but it only happens randomly. It'll probably not even act up when I take it in.

Dude 1: Ahh. It's A Singing Frog.

Dude 2: What? Shut up.

Dude 1: K...
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