Frontal-Mermaid

The sexual position which consist in stapling the woman's legs together and throwing her in a pool. Now while she gurgles for air you must gently insert your pelvic cavity in her mouth.

David: Bro I totally did the frontal-mermaid with your mom last night.
Victor: Idk what you're talking about, she is clearly still walking.

by BoilingDischarq October 9, 2011

fun monkey (aka front monkey)

fun monkey (aka front monkey):
To straddle the toilet the opposite way round when pinching out a log in order to leave an unsightly skid-mark down the front side of the toilet basin.

When round at a friend's humble abode, be sure to leave your fun monkey (aka front monkey)mark whilst not forgetting to relay the blame upon someone else, preferably someone's girlfriend.

by broccoli_badger November 25, 2006

Soldier Front

Best free FPS game there is, if there were no wallhackers, glitchers, tappers or any of the sort and the physics arent that great

Soldier Front

by Gm_Silk February 10, 2008

eminence front

its a put on
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One of the best songs by the who.

"eminence front" by the who

by dan lamenzo September 24, 2005

Front butt

when a person has fat in the front that looks like a butt.

damn fool that chicks got some FRONT BUTT.

by gnarnar October 20, 2008

spunk-fronters

a favourite pair of comfortable trousers esp. tracksuit or 'tracky' bottoms, used for idling and solitary 'recreation' while at home... generally not washed from one year to the next, the frontal area builds up a delightfully pungent, and crusty residue of semen...

also affectionately known as 'fronters'

Jell0r raced home from work, removed the gimpsuit, and retrieved his spunk-fronters from their position propped up against the wall... after chipping his way into them, the spunky front caressed his loins like sandpaper on wood..

by Tongeh September 26, 2006

front loader

A bra with the clasp in the front.

The select of front loaders at Wal-Mart is fantastic!

by Mixed Nuts January 12, 2006