A 'Ferguson' is a type of mammal which is characterised by its blond hair that is of its own life form. The hair does what it pleases, forming the 'Ferguson' part of the mammal.
The 'Ferguson' is not restricted to head hair, but also extended to chest hair and...you know the rest.
Often, when a 'Ferguson' is sighted it must be shot down immediately as it is fashionably contagious.
Not to be confused with an Angus, the organism which the Ferguson clings to.
Beware. Little is known as to whether the Ferguson has detrimental side effects. Documented cases of victims of Fergusitis have had symptoms including nausea, cancer of the eyes, rejection, depression and inconvenience.
The 'Ferguson' is not restricted to head hair, but also extended to chest hair and...you know the rest.
Often, when a 'Ferguson' is sighted it must be shot down immediately as it is fashionably contagious.
Not to be confused with an Angus, the organism which the Ferguson clings to.
Beware. Little is known as to whether the Ferguson has detrimental side effects. Documented cases of victims of Fergusitis have had symptoms including nausea, cancer of the eyes, rejection, depression and inconvenience.
Elmer Fudd: "Be veeeewwy quiet, I'm hunting Fergusons."
Ferguson: "Ehh, what's up doc?"
Angus: "WHAT IS ON MY HEAD??"
Angus: "Had a dream that a Ferguson infected me. Woke up, not a dream."
Sam: "Get a haircut."
Angus: "I can't, it's a case of the Ferguson!"
Ferguson: "Ehh, what's up doc?"
Angus: "WHAT IS ON MY HEAD??"
Angus: "Had a dream that a Ferguson infected me. Woke up, not a dream."
Sam: "Get a haircut."
Angus: "I can't, it's a case of the Ferguson!"
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Originates from a song by celebrity Fergie. The word has since been recycled in hip-hop, always referencing to white women or the color white. This might have happened because of the popular misconception upon Fergie's debut that she is African-american, when she is indeed (mostly) Caucasian.
"All white Phantom, lookin' so Fergalicious." - Juelz Santana
"That white chick helped a nigga: Fergalicious." - Fabulous
"That white chick helped a nigga: Fergalicious." - Fabulous
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Get the ferrgle mug.The opposite of a synergy. It occurs when the sum of the individual items is greater than the whole.
Guy 1: If this acquisition of the local Denny's restaurants goes through, we'll see syngergies flying all over the place.
Guy 2: Denny's? Synergies? We work for Best Buy. If we buy Denny's that will completely fergelize the two companies.
Guy 1: But I sure love their grand slam breakfast.
Guy 2: Denny's? Synergies? We work for Best Buy. If we buy Denny's that will completely fergelize the two companies.
Guy 1: But I sure love their grand slam breakfast.
by T$$$$$$$$$$$$ March 26, 2010
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