facetious fondler

the art of bragging about touching kids

this facetious fondler broke into the school and touched my son!

by george droyd December 11, 2024

An Foidload

An foidload is a LOT of things, comparable to how many things might be needed to fill up the barren internal confines of an foid.

Don't worry about paying for me. I have an foidload of money.

by SigmaGoon27 January 2, 2026

Flint sausage fondler

When your girl sticks a raw Koegel sausage in your butthole and wiggles it around until you orgasm. The acidity will make your ass feel like it's on fire but it's worth it if you can handle it because your ass will go numb and you will nut harder. The name derives from Flint, Michigan where there is a Koegel Sausage billboard right on I-75 near where all the roads are stacked on top of each other. If you've driven through Flint, you know what I'm talking about.

Ron: "My girl and I were getting kinky and she gave me the flint sausage fondler. DAMN I haven't felt that good in a long time."

by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022

Texas Ball Fondler

A notorious criminal who caused mayhem in southeast Texas throughout the 1970s. The Ball Fondler was known to violently grab the sack of men in the greater Houston area, and disappear without a trace. His victims were usually men who were wearing short, baggy clothing, with easier access to the victim’s plums. With no motive, no leads, and no suspects, the ball fondler was never caught, and remains on the run to this day

Dude, you better take off those baggy shorts before we get to Houston, the Texas ball fondler might get you

by Overknown April 1, 2024

Monochromatic Pamper Fondler: THE STANDARD FETAL MEDICINE

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Person 343: Monochromatic Pamper Fondler: THE STANDARD FETAL MEDICINE

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

《¤》Homo-Fondlers《¤》homo-fondlers《¤》homO-fondleR《¤》

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😱: 《¤》Homo-Fondlers《¤》homo-fondlers《¤》homO-fondleR《¤》

by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025

Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025