flattardian

A flattardian is a person who believes they live on flat earth (flattardia)

Jimmy thinks the earth is flat

That's because he's a flattardian

by Flat.Turd June 20, 2019

Floating log

The results of doing a turd in the ocean when camping on the beach.

For example “why are you leaving the tent.”
“I’m going to do a floating log.”
“Oh ok.”

by Dora the whore-a September 22, 2019

Floating Hedgehog

When you stick your penis in someones alcohol drink and they don't know.

I gave her a floating hedgehog in her wine.

by BigToeGhost March 8, 2020

SALTY FLOATER

THE ACT OF HAVING SOMEONE POOP ON YOUR CHEST WHILE YOU ARE ON A FLOATY RAFT IN THE BLACK SEA.

YO OTHER DAY I WAS CHILLIN N I GOT THIS DUM BITCH TO GIVE ME A SALTY FLOATER.

by tommy nippletickler November 24, 2011

jimmy floater

When one deficates in another's toilet but not flushing it, leaving it for them to handle

God damnit! Robby left me a jimmy floater in my toilet!

by Mudda fucka September 17, 2013

Scrotum-floatem

A bar game whereby contestants rub Ice Cubes on their genitalia (usually ball sack, sex permitting) then tries to throw it in such a manor as it lands in the glass of another. Points are awarded (accumulatively) for:

1. The act of throwing the cube itself (1 point);

2. A successful delivery (2 points);

2. A successful delivery into the intended recipient's glass (2 points);

3. The recipient not noticing (3 points);

4. The person drinking, post act (5 points).

"I was just splashed by something landing in my glass!"
"Don't drink it bro, there's probably a game of Scrotum-floatem going on. Quick, take your pants off and rub this Ice Cube on yourself."

by Krayon December 15, 2013

flange flattener

When a female falls over and lands on her flange.

i.e "Beth fell over and landed on her flange, that's a proper flange flattener."

Beth fell over and landed on her flange, that's a proper flange flattener.

by Hazza151 May 23, 2014