Florida Slick Grip

When you are anally doing your girl and a poop worm goes up your urethra and you have to get it out before it becomes too slick.

Man 1: Man my girl just did the Florida Slick Grip on me.
Man 2: Did it hurt?
Man 1: Well no shit it hurt, dumbass.

by The Black Ztar January 26, 2020

Floridan Flamingo

When one person (high on meth), sticks there head in another person (also high on meth)'s asshole. the meth may be substituted for crack as crackhead strength can help with the "jamming"

Mark, "the other night I got Fucked up and gave Miles a Floridan Flamingo!"
Dave, "Dude, get help."

by Mitch Tiddylicker February 11, 2020

Florida flip

When you indulge in bath salts and LSD.... results may vary

I lost my mind doing the Florida flip

by Docrigo March 1, 2020

Florida

Some crazy place where people are uneducated and thick headed.

Florida man fucks tree in park

by Sellout btw July 2, 2020

Florida Pool

A pool of jizz from a Disney dad running down a cast members cheek while his wife and kids are asleep at the hotel.

"Where have you been? The parade starts in 5 minutes!"

"I had to clean up the Florida Pool from that Disney Dilf!"

by Thatguyfromsaskatchatoon November 12, 2020

florida adderall

Meth, first used on saturday night live

I'm on that florida adderall! (meth)

by 🅱️ablo March 27, 2021

Florida National Anthem

"No Flockin" By Kodak Black has done more for the state of Florida then the government in years. The Lyrics are Lyrically perfect in every way. The power that has been behind of this song is sum real shit here's a preview

too the beginning of this lyrical mater piece.

Damn, that's so sad
K-K-K, K-K-K
Young nigga, I got old cash
Spazzin' on they ass
I got Prada on my hoe ass
Got my last one mad
Pop a nigga like a damn tag
Shoppin' on they ass
I just bought a new old Jag
Yeah, it's so fast
Smokin' flocka, you a jackass
All I smoke is gas
Don't you ask me where the pole at
Where your clothes at?
I ain't talking 'bout my niggas
Dammit, but y'all tripping, too
Is it you? Damn, my nigga
What the hell got into you?
Project Baby, y'all was skipping in the hallway
I was skipping school
On my Ps and Qs
On them jiggas, call me jiggaboo

Anyways there much more where that comes from an that's why Florida National Anthem is the best

Miami would you please rise for the Florida National Anthem "No Flockin' By Kodak Black"

by Play boy hat March 22, 2022