falandle

To awkwardly touch and/or grope.

Dude just go falandle her a little.

by skibidibidoo May 8, 2014

Falakraphy

To suffer from an unkown ability to attract the mentally unable to interact with you.

Michael Busey will just come up to you, you dont know him, or why, but he's talking crazy at you. It must be my Falakraphy

by Mamass January 5, 2015

falardeau

A term often referred to someone with a small penis.

"Wow that guy has a Small penis"

"I know right, what a Falardeau!"

by ...wow2222 June 21, 2014

Falafel

A stash of narcotics, esp. one designed to be hidden in the rectum.

Man, I was glad to take that falafel out of my pants and spark one up

by TTTTTT June 28, 2014

falapy shizzle

the act of cumming in a drunk blonde girls belly button while others are doing body shots off her, while she sticks her finger in your butt, if you sneak it in at a bar its called a unexpected falap shot

Destiny King is a sloot who loves falapy shizzle

by PgFued May 14, 2015

falashiorapter

A girl with aggressive oral game but uses too much teeth.

Why you icing your junk bro? Brittany is a killer falashiorapter man.

by Bobafett1113 January 4, 2016

Falafel

when you and another person are close enough and practically dating, but you do not want to put a label on it

"What is up with you and John? Are y'all dating?"
"Nah we are just in a falafel."

by your_local_papa_frita March 6, 2017