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fixing a bike

The term, fixing a bike, is a code word for giving someone a blow job. It comes from the event of one girl telling one guy, "If you bring Colton some food, I will give you a blow job." Well this one girl hasn't practiced this yet so while the guy was gone, I said she may practice upon me. Of course it would seem rather odd to do it right in the school parking lot out in the open so I told her that she can look like she is fiddling with the gears while I sit atop my bike and she can look as though she is fixing it but she is really just giving me head. The guy ended up not bringing me food. The girl got off lucky...
"He fixes bikes."

"Do you fix bikes?"

"She fixed his bike two weeks ago."
by Colton Hughes April 29, 2005
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Text Filing

Voluntary Filing your nails on your "texting hand" to make texting easier.
Girl #1 : Hey what are you doing right now!?

Girl #2: Text Filing! Girl, my nails have been making it so damn hard to text!
by Justdhathomo July 3, 2009
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Huck Finning

Referral to the practice, by individuals of either gender, of loosely rolling both pants legs up one to two rolls until the cuffs are between the knee and ankle, so as not to drag the ground.
We were Huck Finning so that our pants wouldn't get wet while wading through the water.

That's cute. She is Huck Finning today and it looks good with that outfit.
by Tha Real DMC August 25, 2013
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finding nemo balls

When u have small balls like nemos eggs
Omg did you see Tyson's balls they were like finding nemo balls
by Maxlatin1234 January 6, 2017
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Finning

Used to describe political actions done by a person
If you don't vote, i dont wanna be hearing you bitch about who's finning our city,state, or country
by veekz September 3, 2010
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Finning

Finning is the act of inserting one's nose into the female genitalia and inhaling deeply, resulting in the snorting of the vaginal fluid with the end result of gargling and swallowing.
"Yeah so how did it go last night?"

"Oh it was great i ended up finning her"

"HOLYFAOIFANFDFJAF"
by Captain Gillez February 19, 2009
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Fininnikins

When somebody makes suggestions to a task causing the task to take longer and the original person to go back to what they were doing originally
This took ages because of your fininnikins
by MyNameIsntMaria-Rose October 29, 2020
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