by OGGetcharDookie February 21, 2021

When a person performs a sexual act of excretion on their partner, but opens and closes their sphincter repeatedly to cut the faeces into tiny pellets creating a droplet sensation on the other person’s body or face.
“She really made my night when she dropped the dirty figs on me. Have you tried that shit? It tickles!”
by WettFannie November 16, 2020

by pinocchiop biggest fan December 20, 2022

When a girl puts something sweet, like chocolate or caramel sauce, on your dick before giving you a blow job.
by DickJockey99 January 31, 2014

"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"
by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024

Truly one of the most talented and creative individuals to have existed in this world. Can make amazing dnd sessions as well as beautiful artwork. Makes everyone proud just to by existing.
by N1N3 February 3, 2022
