by FERRET MOMMY May 26, 2021

An undersized shiney headed boyman who constantly requires to update the room on what page of 'crash' he is on despite no one asking.
Furthermore 'Ferret' enjoys announcing any NEXUS requirements and his ability to fill them out.
Furthermore 'Ferret' enjoys announcing any NEXUS requirements and his ability to fill them out.
'I am the Ferret and today I won't leave the office.' direct quote. Said 361 days of the working year.
by TJ247 April 4, 2020

a elongated rat with a shit ton of fur that's soft to the touch but will bite if they get hyper. be warned
by ElongatedRat December 3, 2020

A toilet Ferret is a ferret who has to live in a toilet that is filled with water. toilet ferret belongs to a shemale, and the shemale us responsible for taking care of the ferret. also, toilet ferrets will ruin your afterparties. Never EVER invite them to an afterparty, or a strip club for that matter. toilet ferrets thrive in a big family filled with weird people like aunt susans and shemales, and models.
While we were sleeping, our toilet ferret fell out of the bowl and almost died, but we were able to revive him by havng our Aunt Susan sing to him.
by someonewhoisalunatic December 14, 2012

by Alex Malfoy 7 December 19, 2019

a ferret blaster is a weapon used back in world war 2 you make one by disecting a ferret stuffing it with gunpowder shotgun shells and c4 bombs this were often effecient but made the ferret population have a fast dicline
by CYEBUBJEKJKJDKCNO June 22, 2023

by Jonny 1973 July 25, 2006
