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Farmer's Logic

Logic which is simple to understand, commonly used to sarcastically express unachievable deadlines and goals
The customer wants 6 months of work completed in 2 weeks, well farmer's logic says that won't work.
by Plutos-a-planet November 17, 2015
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watermelon farmer

a person that only has sex with women over 300lbs
Good God, did you see the size of that girl Pat was with last night...boy is he a watermelon farmer!
by william shatnered January 3, 2011
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farmer's blow

The act of plugging one nostril while forcefully blowing the other causing the snot from the open nostril to shoot out onto the ground.
Brian was sick and congested however after his farmer's blow, his breathing became easier.
by David99 April 30, 2007
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turd farmer

Someone who regularly produces a crop of turds.
"Hey Turd Farmer, how's the crop coming in?"
by buttcote July 7, 2007
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Ganja Farmer

a) Someone who grows Marijuana

b) classical computer game: protect your fine weed against the evil DEA by killing them with multiple weapons, i.e. Machine Guns, Bongs etc.
"Jah says: More herb!"

"Don't take my Gun-jah!"
by Lapdelem July 1, 2004
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farmer style

The act of ordering a sandwich with the most common ingredients however combined in such a way that makes the sandwich so unique that it should be named for its recipient. Farmer style also carries over into the workplace where it can describe the act of completing a task in the most unusual of ways ex. a new method of marksmanship which greatly improves hadicapped shooters.
by Stan Da Man August 12, 2006
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Banana Farmer

A gay male or straight female prostitute or slut. The term derives from the resemblance of bananas (fruit) to penises (organ). Banana farmers nurture their crop, taking care so they grow plump and healthy. They collect good profit when they are finished. A well trained banana farmer is guaranteed to leave their customers satisfied.
Your mom is such a banana farmer. She was in my dad's bed last night, and my brother's this morning!
by Pmsyenuod May 25, 2009
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