A philosophical postulate that states, "That which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let's do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping."
Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!
by aotako June 8, 2011
Get the Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword mug.A heterosexual who is overtly sexual, absorbed, and infatuated with the opposite sex. Girl crazy(Male) Boy crazy(female) The polar opposite of a flaming homosexual. Usually a metrosexual straight man with enough money and idle time to prance around tropical islands and small countries chasing women and any other desires. A more torqued up version of a ladies man.
What a flaming heterosexual, he's got a diffrent girl everyday of the week
George Clooney single in a cocaine psychosis
George Clooney single in a cocaine psychosis
by jerzeesneed January 1, 2009
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Falamingo
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A sexual act in which the male, before ejaculation pulls out of the female and ingites her pubic hair on fire. Then proceeds to extinguish the flames with his jizz.
"That freaky broad begged for a Flaming Amazon."
"You should've seen her jump when I busted out the Flaming Amazon on her"
"You should've seen her jump when I busted out the Flaming Amazon on her"
by maddog088 August 19, 2006
Get the The Flaming Amazon mug.When penetrating a female from behind, one simply douses her ass in lighter fluid and ignites it. Then proceed to scratch at the flames violently in an effort to (a) put out the flames and (b) imitate an enraged badger.
by Sandwiches October 10, 2006
Get the flaming badger mug.The ultimate tattoo. The flaming skull snake combo utilises everything that makes a good tattoo:
Skulls
Snakes
Fire
Usually placed on the upper arms for burly men, like Bikers, or Pirates. The general layout of the tattoo consist of a skull on fire with a snake going through the mouth and one or two of the eye sockets. Crossbones beneath the skull are optional but they help.
Skulls
Snakes
Fire
Usually placed on the upper arms for burly men, like Bikers, or Pirates. The general layout of the tattoo consist of a skull on fire with a snake going through the mouth and one or two of the eye sockets. Crossbones beneath the skull are optional but they help.
Dude 1: Holy shit man, that bad-ass pirate has a flaming skull snake combo, I won't fuck with him!
Dude 2: I'd rather eat my own balls that mess with that dude.
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Dude 1: Hey I gots me a tattoo, it's tribal!
Dude 2: Man, you're a pansy, the only tattoo worth getting is a Flaming Skull Snake combo.
Dude 2: I'd rather eat my own balls that mess with that dude.
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Dude 1: Hey I gots me a tattoo, it's tribal!
Dude 2: Man, you're a pansy, the only tattoo worth getting is a Flaming Skull Snake combo.
by ZammK August 27, 2006
Get the Flaming Skull Snake Combo mug.To walk past a women and break your neck turning around to see what see is working with from behind.
by Roni Reno June 1, 2010
Get the Flamingo Neck mug.A reference to any majestic female individual who has potentially friend zoned or let down a long lover and created agony within their lives. The boys affected by this individual woman often scream out "No more flamingos!" in relief of removing this uncanny person from their lives.
by Kuchinator May 11, 2014
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