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ding of failure 

We're not quite sure,
but it's used by some people when they have no come back prepared.
most often heard when people fail at guitar hero.
you hear that? it's the ding of failure!
ding of failure by charlenex March 23, 2008

putter failure

The embarrassing act of widely missing a ridiculously short putt in either golf, or (more often) disc golf.

It usually occurs when the player becomes arrogant or cocksure at their skill vs. the distance, and botches the swing or throw due to a blase effort.
"Dude, you were like 6 feet from the basket! That wasn't even close! Epic putter failure!"
putter failure by mattmartigan September 23, 2011

heart failure

Guy 1: My mom died because of heart failure
Guy 2: Lol
heart failure by goofy3535 April 26, 2023

Degree of Failure 

When you go to college and fail at everything you will be rewarded the degree of failure.
Guy 1: Did you hear that Ed failed all his classes?

Guy 2: Yep, he got a degree of failure.
Degree of Failure by Mysti Matthews September 9, 2010

Society Failure 

f*ckin awesome band from PR ID. coincidentally happens to have really hot talented members.
Soci Fai Rocks \m/O.o\m/
Society Failure by Sparky April 10, 2004

genitalia failure 

The words spoken usually when a person is having problems with their genitalia, usually the swelling of someone's penis.
Guy 1: Man, my penis has felt swollen all day.
Guy 2: Sounds like a case of genitalia failure!
genitalia failure by Paradocks January 23, 2008