National Fuck Day

April 17th a day where when u can fuck anyone you want any time you want. NO COMPLAINTS at all.

Hey its National fuck day baby get that ass over here NOW ots National Fuck Day

by Vince Madici April 15, 2019

Fuck You Day

April 17th is “Fuck You Day”.

Make sure it is the first thing that is said right when you wake up, and make sure you use it at least 64 times throughout the day. Greet them with a “Fuck You” and make all your dreams come true!

Fuck you, Michael! How are you today? It’s a lovely day here in Misery. Happy Fuck You Day!

by BBBE_thatsme April 17, 2019

National Fuck Juul Day

May 2nd. A week after 4/27, national juul day. This is a national holiday for people who hate big tobacco but still rip Juul.

"Yo bro did you know Malboro's parent company led a 13 billion dollar investment into Juul?"
"Fuck bro, good thing we have National Fuck Juul Day"

by theloserkid April 25, 2019

Fuck your ex day

On May 1st Pick your favorite ex and FUCK . FUCK LIKE THERE IS NOT TOMORROW!

Boy: You know we fucking right?

Girl: Your my ex!

Boy: I know but your my favorite ex and I need sum pussy.

Girl : I mean you do give good dick.

Boy: Bet
Girl: Only because it’s Fuck your ex day!

by Xxxporno.xvx.com May 1, 2019

national fuck day

a day where you can have sex with a guy without saying no homo

dude1 hey happy national fuck day. dude2 did you bring the condoms

by ytsspecter May 6, 2019

National fuck day

National fuck day is October 8th and every body has sex

Montay: Roman I fucking today cause it’s national fuck day

Roman: same bros

by Big dick tay October 7, 2019

national fuck day

october 14th

we can have a national fuck day

by abhxbefne October 12, 2019