Make fondness

Sex in which there is a genuine expression of mutual affection but you're not in love and don't expect to ever be.

Not only was Milana one of my best friends, we loved to make fondness on cold winter nights when we were both single.

by ApricotFields July 2, 2020

absinthece makes the heart grow fonder

Refers to someone's seeming more likeable and/or attractive due to your having swigged a sizable quantity of anise-flavored liquor.

John: I can't believe that Joe actually took that fat scruffy bar-floozie home with him!
Jack: Well, Dude, after a few stiff drinks, practically ANY woman will look good --- "absinthece makes the heart grow fonder"!

by QuacksO January 13, 2023

fondle

to jerk of you dick alone

i like to fondle myself a lot

by jason332211 February 15, 2017

Fondle your asshole

Dicking around, fooling around when something needs to get done. Wasting time.

I am not going to wait around while you fondle your asshole, let's go!
Hey man, stop fondling your asshole and go get dinner!

by Mblue March 23, 2011

Fecal Fondler

One who fondles fecal matter.

(Syn.) Turd Burgler, Shit Stealer, Crap Grabber, Poop Scooper, Loaf Licker.

see Fecal

Joe: What are you doing in the toilet?
Bob: Playing with crap!
Joe: You Fecal Fondler

by Crazy Eddie April 19, 2005

Fondle

A disturbing act Practiced, most famously, by the Big Head Canadian. Usually results cumming on the floor.

"When I jack off, I fondle my balls."

by Efficionado. January 6, 2005

Fondle

To touch in very unusual places and chigle them around while lathering oil on those places

Allison fondled the tibetten hobo

by The Chigglenator May 22, 2008