The most badass raptor of them all. Used by Raptor Jesus to remove bits of nonbelievers from his teeth. Said to evolve from the bits of skin from the Stripper Slug's waste. If a Flossiraptor is ever encountered, closing doors behind you can be effective at first, however, he learns to open them at an exponential speed to normal Raptors.
TL;DR- Flossiraptor will tear you a new one (See, necrophilism)
TL;DR- Flossiraptor will tear you a new one (See, necrophilism)
Last week coming home from my gynecologist (That kids, is also known as a "vajajay doctor"), a Flossiraptor began chasing my car, and literally scared my balls off.
Guess that's why my bill was so high?
Guess that's why my bill was so high?
by MAHNAMEISETHAN June 30, 2011
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It can be performed by a singular itsllectual being or in a group
Flossi can be considered as a form of dominance and widely fears across the earth. It is equivalent to T-Posing
It's also the plural of the floss dance
It can be performed by a singular itsllectual being or in a group
Flossi can be considered as a form of dominance and widely fears across the earth. It is equivalent to T-Posing
It's also the plural of the floss dance
Group 1: we have knives
Group 2: we have guns
Group 3: we are seshing and we have flossi
Group 1 and 2: shit
Group 2: we have guns
Group 3: we are seshing and we have flossi
Group 1 and 2: shit
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Get the Butt flossing mug.The act of circulating the penis throughout the vagina during sexual intercourse, due to either lack of penile girth or excessive vaginal elasticity, in order to increase sexual pleasure for either or both parties.
Ex. 1:
Brandi: How was your date with Joe?
Tina: Eh, okay. He bought me dinner so I took him back to my place.
Brandi: How’d that go?
Tina: I’ve had better. He was so small I had to tell him to floss the mollusk.
Brandi: Yeah, I find flossing the mollusk helps sometimes.
Ex. 2
Joe: Dude, I totally fucked Tina last night after taking her to McDonald’s.
Tom: How was it?
Joe: She was so loose I had to floss the mollusk.
Brandi: How was your date with Joe?
Tina: Eh, okay. He bought me dinner so I took him back to my place.
Brandi: How’d that go?
Tina: I’ve had better. He was so small I had to tell him to floss the mollusk.
Brandi: Yeah, I find flossing the mollusk helps sometimes.
Ex. 2
Joe: Dude, I totally fucked Tina last night after taking her to McDonald’s.
Tom: How was it?
Joe: She was so loose I had to floss the mollusk.
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