2 definitions by MAHNAMEISETHAN
The most badass raptor of them all. Used by Raptor Jesus to remove bits of nonbelievers from his teeth. Said to evolve from the bits of skin from the Stripper Slug's waste. If a Flossiraptor is ever encountered, closing doors behind you can be effective at first, however, he learns to open them at an exponential speed to normal Raptors.
TL;DR- Flossiraptor will tear you a new one (See, necrophilism)
TL;DR- Flossiraptor will tear you a new one (See, necrophilism)
Last week coming home from my gynecologist (That kids, is also known as a "vajajay doctor"), a Flossiraptor began chasing my car, and literally scared my balls off.
Guess that's why my bill was so high?
Guess that's why my bill was so high?
by MAHNAMEISETHAN June 29, 2011
Hyper to the point of feeling a mad high.
Characterized by diarrhea of the mouth, hanging from the ceiling (Spider-Like Powers), or just straight up teleporting to a strip joint; "To pick up dry cleaning", among other ADHD-like symptoms.
Typically leaves the person experiencing it either in a ditch with a whore of various caliber (See also, Mom), at a party with your "new awesome friends", or at an ex's house; just to catch up.
Characterized by diarrhea of the mouth, hanging from the ceiling (Spider-Like Powers), or just straight up teleporting to a strip joint; "To pick up dry cleaning", among other ADHD-like symptoms.
Typically leaves the person experiencing it either in a ditch with a whore of various caliber (See also, Mom), at a party with your "new awesome friends", or at an ex's house; just to catch up.
Drank about 12 Monsters this morning, friends said I should be dead, but screw them. I'm so highper that even death couldn't catch me.
by MAHNAMEISETHAN April 12, 2011