Fatassing

When people (especially cops) stand around not doing their jobs but instead eating food and/or drinking coffee.

Joe: Wow, this traffic is really backed up. You'd think the cop would be directing all the cars.
Billy: No, he's too busy fatassing. Look he's got a donut in one hand and a coffee in the other!

by LuLuAiC May 3, 2009

fatasizing

The act of masturbating to the thought of overweight people.

Dude, if you'd spend less time at home fatasizing about Carnie Wilson and more time out with your friends, you might get a real girlfriend.

by grapefruit lovah December 7, 2010

Fatcation

When on vacation and you do more getting fat than vacationing

When you are on a cruise on which food and alcohol is paid for and exercise is optional, you are on a fatcation

by Keller O August 17, 2011

Fatass

Someone or Something with a fatass Not Thick

A Fatass Person Who Acts like GANG memver
Girl with a Fat ass
Damn Talia lose some wait you Fat Bitch
#bitch #dumb

by Cockblock456 June 1, 2019

The Fatass of Transilvania

1. A fat version of Dracula
2. Dracula with an eating disorder
3. A Fatass that lives in Transilvania with redicueously large man-boobs.

Oh, here comes the Fatass of Transilvania

by E.S. #13 July 28, 2010

fat facts

when you agree on something imensly and want to add affect

person 1. Super bowl 50 is the best one of all time
person 2. fat factsss

by riiiiimango May 19, 2018

Leave it to fatass.

An expression uttered when an obese friend is responsible for something being fucked up.

Ken - "So can I help you rake your lawn today?"
Pete - "No, that fatfuck broke the rake taking leaves out of my truck."
Ken - "*Sigh,* Leave it to fatass."

by BananaChem November 5, 2010