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Pickle Equilibrium

A condition in which all acting influences are canceled by others, resulting in a stable, balanced, or unchanging system on an edible product, such as a cucumber, that has been preserved and flavored in a solution of brine or vinegar in a Chick-fil-a chicken sandwich. The idea is that this stasis must be equal for the maximum flavor of the sandwich for eating pleasure.
Character #1 takes a Chic-fil-a chicken sandwich, opens the package, lifts the bun, evenly distributes the pickles, and enjoys meal.
by Shaken October 16, 2003
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esquire chode

a penis that is three times as wide as it is long. This person is usually upperclass and tycoonish. Some prefer esquire chode over gentlemans chode, claiming that it is too long for their taste.
Wow, your esquire chode looks like a wheel of cheese...and smeels like one too
by lickmytaint79 December 20, 2008
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Standard Equipment

Each side starts out with the equipment that they normally and have been shown to consistently carry on them.
For example, Daredevil would have his billy-club, but Reed Richards would not have the Ultimate Nullifier.
In a scenario fight, the contestants in whose city/reality the fight takes place are allowed access to any material resources they usually have there or of any team they're active members of, as long as they can reasonably get to them. For example, in a scenario set in the DCU, Green Lantern would have access to equipment in the JLA Watchtower, but not the Titans headquarters.
by Unknow Man March 24, 2005
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Nash Equilibrium

The act of a female flatulating during climax while receiving cunninlingus resulting in her partner being blown in the face by fart gas.
ohhh ooooo pffttttt... gross babe, I've just experienced Nash Equilibrium.
by FunkmasterBRO August 16, 2012
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Esquire

The difference between rowing and towing.
The esquire for the trip would have saved us at least 4 hours had we taken the boat instead of the pick up truck!!!
by Esquirer July 13, 2009
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Equipto

4.5 foot tall native alaskan underground rapper.
"Equipto doesn't make toolboxes!"
by AK47 February 7, 2004
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equidick

A penis that is neither a standard penis, nor a chode, but rather something in between - it is precisely as long as it is wide. Equidicks are rarely consistently equidicks, over the course of a day they often vary from one's standard penis to a chode, depending on the owner's diet and water retention.
by Kurt Stubenvoll March 15, 2003
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