eric

a very very very very very sexy piece of bacon

I could really use an Eric right now

by EW1029 July 15, 2011

Erichism

To misstate a common phrase or word. To make a strange or otherwise nonexistent connection between two unrelated things. A humorous error.

"Pass the Elmers glue" Becomes "Pass the Elmo's glue"

"you look like a deer caught with his headlights on.

“Hey, I’m not into that pseudo masochism.”

“That guy ain’t the sharpest penny in the pile.”

“I’m gonna kick ass and take numbers.”

“When it rains, it rains”

“You can dance naked with a pork chop for all I care.”

“It looks like a disaster on strike.”


Named after a well known Electronics Technician Erich K. who frequently butchers the English language.

by The EE Technicians April 28, 2005

Eric Cartman

The closest thing to the true nature of human kind.

Eric Cartman...is...GOD!

by cutthecrap January 21, 2009

Eric Cartmen

1.) Plural of Eric Cartman

dude: I have 24 Eric Cartmen
dude2: wtf...

by jffsiuo January 29, 2008

emotion eric

The star of www.emotioneric.com, wherein visitors to the webiste request some sort of emotion (or reasonable facsimile) and Eric will attempt to act it out.

Have you checked out emotion eric lately?

by BKred January 5, 2004

Cocaine Eric

A man willing to trade oral sex on a man for cocaine

Cocaine Eric is in stall 3 if you have some cocaine

by Cmurder1 September 13, 2016

AN ERIC

An Eric is an act in which someone of old age acts juvenile in their expressions and lack of intellect when insulting someone, as they have pish patter, "Da Patter" some may say. Mixing "Da Patter" with the attitude of a young delinquent results in "An Eric".

A normal person: "Are you taking the mick?"
Eric: "dID YoU jUSt SaY yOU WaNt To SuCk mY DiCK?!"
bystander: "There he's doing an Eric"

by SWEATYBETTYXXX February 14, 2020