by SirLauf December 29, 2013
Get the emaculant mug.The Queen: Philip, would you find it most triumphant if we had emulsified high-fat offal tubes for luncheon?
Philip: yes mate.
"let's have some sausage and mash"
bangers and mash
Philip: yes mate.
"let's have some sausage and mash"
bangers and mash
by joannamccole August 3, 2010
Get the emulsified high-fat offal tubes mug.emails that people send emails back and forth when they can't get on AIM or yahoo IM,so they are forced to wait through the person typing or sending.this takes very long.
dude colin and i sent IME's(instant message emails) all say yesterday because my mom's computer wouldn't download yahoo IM.
by Giger October 8, 2006
Get the Instant message emails mug.No time for sexuality. An emale is someone who spends as much time on the internet as possible. Courting and having a relationship takes up too much time.
Man: So, are you looking?
Emale: Sorry, I don't even do cybersex
Woman: Got a special someone?
Emale: The only reason I'm here is because I need to pay the internet bill.
Emale: Sorry, I don't even do cybersex
Woman: Got a special someone?
Emale: The only reason I'm here is because I need to pay the internet bill.
by Ashley S February 10, 2006
Get the emale mug.A generic email from HR telling you that you have not received the job you applied for. It contains many of the same elements as a dear John letter. We like you very much, we appreciate that you like us as well, but their are other people that we more interested in seeing.
Joel: Have you heard about that job yet at the hospital?
Kobar: I woke up and found a dear john email in my in-box. Looks like I'll be bagging groceries for the rest of my life.
Joel: Bummer
Kobar: I woke up and found a dear john email in my in-box. Looks like I'll be bagging groceries for the rest of my life.
Joel: Bummer
by Vincent84 February 15, 2010
Get the Dear John Email mug.This is when you sit with your email account open, continually refreshing the page to see if you have received any new mail.
The instant that you hit the 'refresh' button and spontaneously receive a new email is the defining moment in email roulette, accompanied by a surge of adrenaline and sense of wonder/curiousity with regard to the new message.
The instant that you hit the 'refresh' button and spontaneously receive a new email is the defining moment in email roulette, accompanied by a surge of adrenaline and sense of wonder/curiousity with regard to the new message.
Hey dude, wanna go hit up some sluts?
Nah fuck it. I'd rather stay at home and play email roulette.
But you have no friends?....
Ah, touche.
Nah fuck it. I'd rather stay at home and play email roulette.
But you have no friends?....
Ah, touche.
by Randyy McNally April 18, 2013
Get the email roulette mug.A phrase used to tell your co-workers when you're heading to the crapper. Non-offensive and suited well for an office environment.
Also a more up to date way to send a fax to Cleveland.
Also a more up to date way to send a fax to Cleveland.
Boss: Where's Hopkins? He's late for the meeting.
Pat: He'll be a little late. He's busy emailing The Hop.
Pat: He'll be a little late. He's busy emailing The Hop.
by Crop Duster January 15, 2009
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