email tourette's

where you send an email, usually to a large audience which is critical or non complimentary about a person or company etc, which you really, really shouldn't have sent

As Stephen Fry said "The email of the species is more deadly than the mail"

wow, Joe's had another outburst of email tourette's ; he'll be fired for this one

by jfd100 December 21, 2013

Play the email

An expression used when you are hyping yourself up to do something mundane that you have to do.

For example, waking up to go to work or going to the embassy to pick up documents gives email energy. But you decide to slay your way through it anyway. You are PLAYING the email.

A: How are you today?
B: Ughhhh, I have to hand in a 5000 word assignment and it's giving ceebs
A: Omg not slay
B: Lol I be playing the email
A: Yesss play the email

by Skibidipoopie January 21, 2025

email nirvana

a state where you no longer feel guilty about not responding to emails

I've attained email nirvana. I haven't looked at my email in ages.

by raknahs December 27, 2021

email reconnaissance

n. an efficient survey of three or more days worth of past emails in one sitting. This strategy is used to catch up on the important business that those emails may require. May be employed either by the busy or the lazy.

"I need to take a half-hour to do some email reconnaissance."

"What are you talking about?"

"Well, I've not been paying much attention to my email for a while, so I just need to get the lay of the land and find out if there are any land mines waiting for me in the form of uncompleted tasks or neglected personal friends. After that we can go to the game."

"Weird. Why didn't you just say that you were catching up on your email?"

by somedude8000 August 28, 2013

email chain

A large exchange of emails with a group of more than 2 people

Our class has an email chain which we use to exchange notes

by anonymous November 9, 2023

email bitch

Same as Text Bitch but slower form of delivery. Usually done to fuck with the woman you aren’t phoning but you like to tease.

It only takes a minute to send an email to my email bitch and if I get a response I know she still out there.

by Fashunpl8 December 23, 2022

Email

Email is a thing that was made for the convenience of mankind. No more did they need to wright letters, rather, just type; Sup. Now that's something to wright home about!

Mom: You should send a letter to your friend.

Teenager: No... I should send a email. We're in 2021, not 1981.

Email your friend, not send a letter to your friend.

by ClaraBug2007 March 29, 2021