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Quantum Trouser Event Affliction

An afflicition tht causes a person to randomly be sucked through a tear in the space time continuum and be dropped somewhere else wearing different trousers.
Andrew found himself in vegas wearing chinos after suffering a Quantum Trouser Event Affliction attack.
by Ricshah September 22, 2010
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how do i even

basically when you get feels and you can't finish a sentance
person: Dan and Phil are in our city.
Me: hOW DO I EVEn
by phan5lyf January 29, 2016
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do u even skate?

a response to when someone is attempting to do something and fails or is not as successful as they hoped to be at it, regardless of if it has anything to do with skating
bro how’d u not catch that, like do u even skate?
by heheitsgber May 11, 2019
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The Ooga Booga Event

Was a massive battle during the caveman era. Not talked about bc history teaches are scared of the man himself. Foongus Shmoongus, son of Bungus Ungus. He fought in the war and never lost a battle. The war started bc Fulongus Shmongus owd Foongus a lot of money in a gamble, but he said, "You suck lmao!" This pissed off Foongus, so he kiiled Fulongus Shmongus, thus starting the war.
Jamarion: Have you heard of the Ooga Booga Event?
Quangle Wingle Wongle: No. What is it?
Jamarion: "Tells the whole story."
Quangle Wingle Wongle: Wow! That's really cool.
Jamarion: Ikr, I found it out by looking it up on the Urban Dictionary, the most trusted dictionary for any sort of research.
by Floopity Flop Flip, November 2, 2022
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Why is that even a brainer?

alternative phrasing for "it's a no-brainer", meaning, "Yes, of course, it's obvious."
"Go see the Hunger Games? Why is that even a brainer?"
by Doctor Science August 9, 2012
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random chimp event

Has a 1 in 12 chance to occur every 24 hours.
Warning, a random chimp event is in progress
by Sparkee_ February 8, 2021
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evening wood

Spontaneously getting an erection after morning, usually in the evening, sometimes after a nap.
Man, after that 3 hour nap on the couch, I got some serious evening wood.
by Calculated Risk January 11, 2008
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