The whining Italian, sucking on ice cream to practise for his Scandinavian future husband: "I have to get used to the cold."
The slav: "Mhm bc they all have Edward Cullen dicks in Scandinavia."
s/o to Titty for being a dumbass and not knowing this.
The slav: "Mhm bc they all have Edward Cullen dicks in Scandinavia."
s/o to Titty for being a dumbass and not knowing this.
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A drunken game where 3 bros watch scat porn together and jerk off over a biscuit, last to cum has to eat the biscuit with a nugget of all 3 participants scat on the biscuit with the 3 loads, all has to go down in one bite and no spitting.
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by buenas buenas November 23, 2021
Get the EDUARDA mug.You've never seen such gorgeous eyes as his, his smile and laugh is mesmerizing, and his hugs are always warm and recomforting. He loves F1 and speed, but you don't ever have to feel the need to rush anything with him. When it comes to relationships, he is clear and committed since the very beginning, and any plan is a great idea for a date with him. Even when there's no plan, he is always full of surprises.
Last, but not least, he is ambitious and straight-forward, he is always willing to help and ready for a fun experience. If you ever have the fortune to come across an Eduardo, consider yourself lucky and get ready for adventure.
P. D. He is the best and most honest dessert/dish taster.
Last, but not least, he is ambitious and straight-forward, he is always willing to help and ready for a fun experience. If you ever have the fortune to come across an Eduardo, consider yourself lucky and get ready for adventure.
P. D. He is the best and most honest dessert/dish taster.
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Get the edward nygma mug.Edward Richtofen is a German scientist and a doctor who created a whole zombie apocalypse, and now he has to rely on his unconventional allies, who were also his test subjects, to fight of hordes of the undead.
He's way too sexual sometimes, and he's just straight up insane, so I'd recommend you stay at least 12 feet away. He was voiced by Nolan North and is a playable character from Call of Duty: Black Ops 1 to Call of Duty: Black Ops 4.
He can also be seen in Call of Duty mobile as different versions of himself, the most popular being the turned skin, most often being paired with Tank Dempsey, whom he has a love-hate relationship with.
He's way too sexual sometimes, and he's just straight up insane, so I'd recommend you stay at least 12 feet away. He was voiced by Nolan North and is a playable character from Call of Duty: Black Ops 1 to Call of Duty: Black Ops 4.
He can also be seen in Call of Duty mobile as different versions of himself, the most popular being the turned skin, most often being paired with Tank Dempsey, whom he has a love-hate relationship with.
Richtofen: "Mein name is Edward Richtofen, und I vork for zhe group 935 testing facility!"
Dempsey: "Do you guys think we should really be trusting this piece of shit Nazi?"
Takeo: "If our survival depends on it, then sadly, yes."
Nikolai: "Fuck all of you and give me my vodka."
Dempsey: "Do you guys think we should really be trusting this piece of shit Nazi?"
Takeo: "If our survival depends on it, then sadly, yes."
Nikolai: "Fuck all of you and give me my vodka."
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