Jewish Easter 

The day after Easter, when all of the candy is on sale.

"Yo bro, this sucks, the Jews have a way better Easter."
"Totally. I got twenty pounds of chocolate bunnies this year on Jewish Easter."

Jewish Easter by DrMoustache November 1, 2014

nor'easter 

Not a snowball, but it's more like a double snowball. When two people get full loads in their mouths and then snowball each other. It's so intense it's like a nor'easter.

Tom and CJ sucked each other off, held the loads in their mouths and proceeded to make out with each other. The result is a white mess comparable only to raging nor'easters.

nor'easter by d_leigh November 2, 2008

The Easter Bunny 

A joke by evolutionists that went too far.

An evolutionist with a sense of humour: "If a giant rabbit that shits chocolate eggs isn't proof of evolution, I don't know what is."
A gullible creationist with a sense of exploitation: "Great! Let's call him The Easter Bunny!"

The Easter Bunny by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

Swedish Easter Bunny 

When an individual has a one night stand and wakes up before his partner, shits in a basket, and places it on the pillow next to her.

(if no basket is available a large bowl will suffice!)

That chick I went home with last night didn't give me head so I pulled a Swedish Easter Bunny on her in the morning!

Swedish Easter Bunny by Joe823y January 1, 2008

Chocolate Easter Bunny 

a guy/girl that is sweet on the outside and hollow on the inside. Hot, but stupid as fuck.

Dick: "Hey Rob, did you see that eye candy across the street? She's hot!"

Rob: "Naw man, she's just a chocolate easter bunny."

Dick: "Word."

Chocolate Easter Bunny by Vamosi Crew April 13, 2011

mole easter 

a wonderful human being probably by the name of caroline. they are usually very pretty and talented and don't rape kids

that woman is a real mole easter

mole easter by uassfd August 26, 2017

Defending like a fricking Easter egg on a hot day 

A phrase by Mark Goldbridge. Means defending terribly just like the melted Easter eggs.

For god's sake! How are we losing 2-0? We're defending like a fricking Easter egg on a hot day!

Defending like a fricking Easter egg on a hot day by Mattw1108 May 19, 2021