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eary

this dog is eary.
by jualia74226 November 2, 2015
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early pearly

a slang term used to describe premature ejactulation
by Liam Devowski January 21, 2009
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Early-Eminem Syndrome

Best fucken white rapper the bith bussiness has seen
Lose yourself bitchy kim
Everybodys a crimanil
G Dog says so
by Anonymous August 3, 2003
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fashionably early

The act when an individual or couple leaves a get-together, party, dinner, or any friendly occasion hours before it is to end. This person or couple is usually very lame in nature/personality and often trys to make their friends believe that they have more important things to do then hangout with their friends. As a result of this, this person or couple is very lonely and is always annoyingly calling his/her friends looking for the next cool or exciting thing to do, but rarely comes out to enjoy.
Steve: Hey, where did Nicole go?
Rachel: Oh, she left fashionably early again.
Steve: I should have figured. She's running home to go be with her husband she never has anything good to say about.
Rachel: Yup, you guessed it dude.
(a cell phone rings)
Rachel: One second. Oh, look who's calling. (picks up)
Nicole: Hey, what's up?
Rachel: Not much.
Nicole: Hey, is there anything going on tonight?
Rachel: Yeah!?! This awesome party you just left. Speaking of. Why did you leave?
Nicole: Uh? (pause) I don't know?
by frankie chaos October 7, 2008
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Early Bird

When your penis pops out of your pants/underwear.
Guy 1: "Ew dude whats that"
Guy 2: "Sorry dude, I have an Early Bird"
by sumguyk24 September 13, 2011
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early cassidy

loud noises that lead you to believe that somone else is awake early in the morning.
I just heard an early cassidy, so someone else must be awake.
by oakleysista March 20, 2010
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Early Wash

The action of dipping your hand in the toilet water as you wipe your ass.
Dude I just got an Early Wash accidentally.
by Babiigirlhere July 9, 2011
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